TRIX, I'M GUNNA FUCK YOU SO HARD, MY JIZZ WILL SQUIRT OUT YOUR NOSTRILS!

[somethingelseishere]

I busted out laughing at that fucking alien masturbating video. Fuck, that shit was funny.

[Mister Obvious]

[somethingelseishere]

"In front of some random dude!!"

ROFL

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO one of my favorite things on the internet.

[somethingelseishere]

Jesus Christ almighty, I watch two, count 'em TWO [2] alien porno videos, well, one UFO porno video and one alien masturbating video, and then THIS shit pops up in my suggested videos list:





Just more wish-wash to further mindfuck the millennials. She's real easy to look at, I'll give her that. But that's about it.

[somethingelseishere]

Come to think of it, classing the above video with alien jerk-off vids is kinda fitting. And smart. Touche, YouTube, touche.

[Mister Obvious]

Immediately from the start she has that 'I am a militant feminist gender studies graduate who does nothing but regurgitate brainwashing talking points and I have no will of my own' kinda vibe.

[somethingelseishere]

Immediately from the start she has that 'I am a militant feminist gender studies graduate who does nothing but regurgitate brainwashing talking points and I have no will of my own' kinda vibe.

Yeah, lemme just quote that so it can be heard AGAIN. 

[Guest]

Jesus Christ almighty, I watch two, count 'em TWO [2] alien porno videos, well, one UFO porno video and one alien masturbating video, and then THIS shit pops up in my suggested videos list:





Just more wish-wash to further mindfuck the millennials. She's real easy to look at, I'll give her that. But that's about it.

mmm she looks yummy 

[somethingelseishere]

You are not wrong, Guest. Too bad her thinking is so corrupted.