I want someone to say this to me during sex...

[Mister Obvious]

[Cream of Caulk]

that was sexy. i like it when my husband uses his hands like president trump and talks about how great things are going to be.

[Mister Obvious]

I'M A HUMAN, AND I'M COMIN'.

[Guest]

Am I hot n' sexy?

[Mister Obvious]

Am I hot n' sexy?

Are you suggesting you want to say these things to me during sex?

[Mister Obvious]

Because if so, yes.

[somethingelseishere]

All while wearing a loincloth? Ya know, with the appropriately accommodating hole.

[Crille]

[Crille]

This usually doesn´t happen.. But when I think about having sex with you it´s like my brain is gonna implode. It must feel so good....................... I´m gonna die.