Instagram’s Idiot Of The Day award goes to...

[Mister Obvious]

https://instagram.com/p/Beih7ZlB57b/

So dumb it hurts!!!

Congrats, you’re the winner!!!

[Kenny]

https://instagram.com/p/Beih7ZlB57b/

So dumb it hurts!!!

Congrats, you’re the winner!!!

no safety line or backpack parachute ? 

yeah that makes me wanna vomit  just looking at it

[Mister Obvious]

When you put your life on the line (quite literally) and do stupid shit like this, you’re disrespecting your parents because you’re potentially wasting all the time and energy they spent pushing you out and raising your sorry ass. The same is true for outright suicide too. And even if mommy and daddy didn’t care about you, cry me a fuckin’ river... there is no excuse.

[somethingelseishere]

Well, they might survive that fall. Depends on how soft all that broccoli is down below.

[Mister Obvious]

Broccoli, ROFL.

It's funny because I've always talked about how broccoli looks like little trees.

Broccoli has always been my favorite food.

[user94]

Anyone who uses instagram?

[Mister Obvious]

TRUEEEEEE.

[user94]

TRUEEEEEE.

I send you sperm frozen in Liquid Nitrogen, you inseminate yourself.
You have 2 babies, one of either will cure cancer and other diseases.
This will also promote space travel and I will stop drinking beer and smoking and become like Buddha.
This will be for the greater good.
A sacrifice.
Or we could just fuck? Its up to you now.

[Mister Obvious]

I really...

Can't definitively decide on that right now, either way.

But I will say...

I am to have a son who will grow up to be a space traveler.

And that's kinda funny/ironic considering my feelings about the concept of space travel.