Let's be real about it... I have an addiction.

[Mister Obvious]

A DRIVING ADDICTION.

I'M ADDICTING TO DRIVING OKAY, THERE I SAID IT.

I AM ADDICTED TO DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stop. I just can't stop.

I can't stop driving...

Every day, I gotta drive.

I start twitching, sweating, JONESING FOR THAT SHIT.

I NEED to drive.

Driving is like a meditation... when I'm driving, I have all these amazing inspirations and reach all these great conclusions.

Why can't I just do that without burning gas and contributing to pollution?

Why can't I have my meditation without putting food in the belly of the beast?

I'd like to enjoy the same mental clarity, excitement, and inspiration without...

Getting behind the wheel of a large automobile and traveling on roads that people less capable than me are also driving on.

Because driving is dangerous. It's lifethreatening. You tempt fate and deathiness every time you get in the car.

It's a fact.

So why can't my insatiable internet addiction be enough?? 

Those are my only addictions... driving, and the internet. 

I don't find the internet addiction to be as bad because it doesn't contribute to pollution, it's not imminently physically dangerous (apart from sitting being about as harmful as smoking).

If it was possible to drive around the world, I'm sure I would do it. I'd do it alone too. Global AAA service anybody?

I can't stop. I really just can't stop.

I NEED PRAYER OKAY. PRAY FOR ME.

[Mister Obvious]

I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.

[Mister Obvious]

The thoughts that randomly occur to me while I'm driving are "God this is fun," and "This is fucking awesome." That's how you know you really enjoy something... positive thoughts happen while you're doing it, just out of nowhere.

I often think I'd like to drive as an occupation, but then I realize... no. That would suck. Like having to drive people, or doing some kind of postmates type deal. Meh. I have a certain style. It's called going wherever I want and doing whatever I want right then and there. Forever. I want to just do that. Can I just do that? I'm just gonna do that.