I think turtles are one of the more strange creatures on the planet...

[Mister Obvious]

At least that we know of...

There are untold undiscovered creatures at the bottom of the ocean who are probably a lot more strange. And since humanity is trying to get to Mars and other stupid shit like that instead of exploring their own planet, I guess we’ll never know.

https://images.theconversation.com/files/86272/original/image-20150624-31498-1med6rz.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&q=45&auto=format&w=926&fit=clip

And I really have to say... I don’t feel there’s adequate protection for a turtle when they go in their shell. The legs are still very much accessible.

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/turtle-s...370442.jpg

Check it out:

http://www.robinsonlibrary.com/science/z.../shell.gif

Look, it’s cute: 

http://seaturtleexploration.com/wp-conte...e-pile.jpg

There’s an unfortunate and solely human caused problem befalling turtles however. Since the automobile was invented, countless thousands of our turtle brethren have been killed by these heavy monstrousities barreling down the roadways. 

Such incidents would never happen to turtles in eons past. They’d almost never die in such a way. I feel it is an imbalance and an injustice.

[Crille]

lol I love turtles. They´re just great.

Snapping turtles.

[Crille]

2 minute mark.

[Guest]

Yes, I think we should build underwater cities before we attempt to build Martian cities.

[Mister Obvious]

There must already be a bunch of underwater cities and that’s why they’re trying to do space instead.

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

Turtles suffered many genocides when darwin and his bunch of inbred hooligans landed on the gallipigos islands , poor things were clubbed to death by lazy sailors that didn't wanna go fishing .