I have almost 100% astrological compatibility with Justin Bieber...
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I have almost 100% astrological compatibility with Justin Bieber...
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Bahahahahahahahahaha.
Don't ask me how I found this out.  https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/ar...Bieber.jpg THIS IS WHAT I'M WORKING WITH, FOLKS. THIS IS MY ROMANTIC DESTINY. 
02-23-2018, 10:58 PM
02-23-2018, 10:59 PM
Me either! He looks like a serial killer!
02-23-2018, 10:59 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha
so how'd ya find that out :p
02-23-2018, 11:04 PM
LMFAO RIGHT?!
Well... It was really random actually. I probably 'run the numbers' on at least 5 people a day, either with myself or with other people, to calculate the overall level of astrological compatibility because I'm trying to learn and make as many correspondences as possible. And it's freaking working, BTW. This shit is crazy, beyond accurate, to the point that I have zero doubt left over any aspect of it. But I saw this pic of Selena Gomez and Biebz when I was scrolling through Instagram... I looked at Biebz and I thought, "Hm I wonder what a motherfucker like Justin Bieber's sign is?" I was genuinely honestly curious and NEEDED to know, HAD to know. So I looked it up and found that he's a Pisces Dog (Dogs being one of my most compatible signs), then I HAD to know the rest of the dynamics between our charts. Surprising I've never been even a little bit interested in the Biebz considering he's two signs I really dig. So proud that I've NEVER heard a SINGLE one of his songs all the way through!!! I feel some part of my integrity is still somehow intact.
02-23-2018, 11:14 PM
Should you cry... Over finding this out? Yes I´m shoe horning I literaly don´t care. Sue me.
I'd rather do Selena Gomez!
With somebody else's dick!
02-23-2018, 11:17 PM
I might fuck the Biebz if he puts on a full body condom and we roleplay that he isn't Justin Bieber.
02-23-2018, 11:22 PM
what about the new christian bieber... would you do him with kirk cameron watching?
02-23-2018, 11:25 PM
Kirk Cameron is hot as fuck, I'd rather bang him in general...
But we have pretty bad astrological compatibility even though he's a Dog on the Chinese zodiac too.
02-23-2018, 11:26 PM
If I were to fuck the Biebz (in a full body condom, pretending he's not Justin Bieber) I would want him all to myself, all in private.
Mostly because there can be no witnesses, it's just too embarrassing.
02-23-2018, 11:28 PM
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02-23-2018, 11:34 PM
that tourettes looks like a living hell
once upon a time at the hospital emergency (kidney stone) i had to wait for about 4 hours across from this guy who had the tourettes , he literally kept grabbing his face and growling every 15 seconds for the entire time |
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Alright.
