Be water, my friend...

[Mister Obvious]

[Crille]

Lmao the way he says it. That´s gold.

[Guest]

for a guy that overdosed on drugs , i don't think he ever learned his own fucking advice

[Mister Obvious]

He didn't "overdose" you blasphemer, educate yourself.

You're just upset because he was so hot and sexy.

[Guest]

I loved this corny Bruce Lee parody when I was a kid.

[user94]

Be the wind my fart worthy friend, when you become as one with the wind, you are immortal!

[Guest]

bruce lee seemed pretty uptight , its too bad he failed to relax

could be all he needed was mama trix to cook him bowls and bowls of cabbage

detox his ass

[Mister Obvious]

You don't wanna be my fart wind tonight!

[user94]

You don't wanna be my fart wind tonight!

I can handle it im a grown up.

[Mister Obvious]

Nah.

You can't.

I can hardly handle it.

That dinner was worth it though...

I'm 70% sure it was worth it.

[Mister Obvious]

I was 80% sure an hour ago.

[user94]

Nah.

You can't.

I can hardly handle it.

That dinner was worth it though...

I'm 70% sure it was worth it.

What was it? I want to train to be like you master!
Then you are doing the fucking dishes or back hander!

[user94]

Nah.

You can't.

I can hardly handle it.

That dinner was worth it though...

I'm 70% sure it was worth it.

But you are not a grown up now are you.

[Mister Obvious]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-5407.html

[user94]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-5407.html

I don't give a fuck about orgasm sounds bitch you can't fake it on me I know the wet if its real or not.
Now you have dishes to do or you know what?

[Mister Obvious]

Dude that was like 7 hours ago fuck no there are no dishes.

[user94]

Dude that was like 7 hours ago fuck no there are no dishes.

There is always dishes and sandwiches get it?

[Mister Obvious]

LMAO not in my kitchen there aren't always dishes...

I don't allow dirty dishes to hang around.

As for sammiches though...

They're always available.

[user94]

LMAO not in my kitchen there aren't always dishes...

I don't allow dirty dishes to hang around.

As for sammiches though...

They're always available.

How do I get in your Kitchen then?

[Mister Obvious]

ROFL.