Sad news, gang. Fast food entrepreneur Tyrone "The Whopper" King dead at 89.

[Daft Eulogist]

Word has it Mr.  King was a sinful man. Looks like he'll be flame broiled for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

Bro why is everybody dying?! This is effing gay!!!

[Guest]

Bro why is everybody dying?! This is effing gay!!!

They got better things to do than hang around this shitfest, I guess. 

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin’ Saturn return dude...

Saturn comes around like “Y’ALL READY TO DIE?!?!?”

[Mister Obvious]

I’ll probably die next Saturn return in like 30 years if I even make it that far.

I don’t wanna be all old and fucked up anyway.

[Guest]

I’ll probably die next Saturn return in like 30 years if I even make it that far.

I don’t wanna be all old and fucked up anyway.

I'll still fuck you when you're 90. Of course I'll be 113 then. Is that too old for you?

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I appreciate it, but kinda.

[Mister Obvious]

I tried to find where this dude died on Google but nothing comes up.

[Mister Obvious]

I verified the Old Navy person is legit dead, so you’re probably not making it up but...

You invent Burger King and then do the death thing and it ain’t even on the news?

What kinda shit is that?!

[Guest]

Think about the unique bragging rights though . How many girls can say they got stretched out by a century old schlong?

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Kids today have no respect. They should build a monument to a dick that old.

[Guest]

Think about the unique bragging rights though . How many girls can say they got stretched out by a century old schlong?

well that century fucker group is most likely the fastest growing category as people find ways to live longer , many of the centurions   even get to bang some hot looking latino candy stripers 

as long as you have some extra bills to throw around 

good times in the old folks home

[Guest]

Grandma got a squeezebox, grandpa never sleeps at night.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Jellus?