I dreamed I was sliding my way down the dick of a reluctant married man...

[Mister Obvious]

And while doing so, I was purring reassuring statements into his ear such as, “I’m fucking YOU, you’re not even doing anything wrong!”

By the time I was firmly seated on his lap, I had won him over and he started bouncing me because I had already done more work than I prefer to...

[Mister Obvious]

Oh and the dream made me feel like a dirty sinning perv, I forgot to add that.

[Guest]

You know he was only pretending to be reluctant, right?

There's a saying in my country: "You can't rape the willing."

[Mister Obvious]

That makes me feel better.

[Guest]

That makes me feel better.

I'd say you were feeling plenty blissed out after that gut-wrenching orgasm.

[Crille]

That´s pretty hot...

[Guest]

Ah , i would like to order one of those trix bouncy dolls

[Dark Dick]

So, he only got reluctant after taking off his clothes and letting you sit on his tip.

[Mister Obvious]

I worked that tip bro, I made every centimeter count. I’d never be on top, that’s how you know it was a dream.

[Guest]

Reposting to the correct thread on the off chance the utterly banal banter takes an expected philosophical turn at some point. Speaking of which, genba needs to show himself more often.

It's interesting that you're able to dream about penetration. My sexual dreams always end right before penetration occurs. Pisses me smooth the fuck off too. I put up with the chick's bullshit and don't even get a piece. LOL

I've always assumed there's a reason for that to happen though: namely that the woman in the dream represents some unconscious aspect of myself, and fucking her would result in some kind of catastrophic paradox. I don't know. Just armchair speculating over here.

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

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