Whenever I get behind people walking slow...

[Mister Obvious]

I just act like I’m with them...

It usually creeps them into walking faster.

[Mister Obvious]

Could’ve sworn I’d posted this before...

Did a search and didn’t find it though!

[zenba]

i could also swear we've talked about this here.

isn't that one moment great, when you see someone disabled or just too fat to exist normally, and there's some sort of bottleneck like an automated entrance vestibule, and you have to make that split second decision - do you gun it and speed walk past them, or do you slow down and get caught in their fart exhaust.

happened to me on tuesday. i gunned it. *long strides of confidently getting to and from my known objectives*

[user151]

Being a good Samaritan can be risky. You could get sued for aggravating the situation when you were only trying to help.

It may sound harsh, but I think anyone who lets himself get too fat to fit through the door has already chosen death.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet Genba looks reeeaaal good making long strides...

[somethingelseishere]

I just act like I’m with them...

It usually creeps them into walking faster.

You are one cool motherfucker, Trix. 

[user94]

I usually punch them in the back of the head these motherfuckers needs to be schooled.