No I'm not talking about your penis.
Or my tits.
I'm talking about FINGERNAILS, BITCH!!!!!
A few weeks ago I was scrolling through photos on my phone and saw some pics of me holding stuff, and I started lamenting over the loss of my long nails. I thought, "Gee, that looked great. Sure wish they still looked like that!"
Fast forward like a week...
I'm looking at my nails and noticed they're pretty long...
I'm thinking WTF?
What I'm trying to say is...
LAW OF ATTRACTION, BITCH, YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or my tits.
I'm talking about FINGERNAILS, BITCH!!!!!
A few weeks ago I was scrolling through photos on my phone and saw some pics of me holding stuff, and I started lamenting over the loss of my long nails. I thought, "Gee, that looked great. Sure wish they still looked like that!"
Fast forward like a week...
I'm looking at my nails and noticed they're pretty long...
I'm thinking WTF?
What I'm trying to say is...
LAW OF ATTRACTION, BITCH, YAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
