I just witnessed the most bizzare thing
#1
2 Vegans fighting for a tree.

I was fixing my car my window washer things as its becoming winter here so I need to see.
And this screeching, I know its a possum, but its more than normal.
On and on while im working, im yelling out shut the fuck up you fruit eating panda.
I know its long since possum mating season.
So I shine my torch into this tree down the road I see 3 pairs of glowing eyes, im thinking this shit aint right.
I walk down, I light it up, its a 4 foot flying fox, a fruit bat, hanging upside from one leg, strangling and choking the possum with the other.
The possums mate was there screeching for help not even the possum being choked.
I shone my light on the bat which when you do they fly off, like all bats, but this one with a usual 5 feet wing span. Then the possum stopped screeching.
I saw the possums were ok, the bat left, so walked off.
Then the Magpies started screaming because I woke them the fuck up with the light, as if they were just watching this shit the evil raptor cunts.
The thing is by this time of year the Bats are gone, now its strangling a possum for possible food or territory.
If I see this again I might waste the Bat, because the possums live here, it doesn't, it just comes to visit then leaves.
It may have a form of Australian Rabies, it does exist among bats here but very rare, I wonder now if the Possum could have it?
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#2
FOUR. FEET?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!!

Dude Australia sounds horrifying.

Why does it have to be so beautiful and so fucked up at the same time?!
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#3
(04-20-2018, 09:38 AM)Trix Wrote: FOUR. FEET?!?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!!

Dude Australia sounds horrifying.

Why does it have to be so beautiful and so fucked up at the same time?!

No but they are fruit bats Vegans, not Vampire bats. They Eat fruit. Which is why this makes no sense. It was killing this dumb female possum she is a bit dumb tries to climb my roof by climbing all the way around the house. But the Male was screeching off his brain for someone to help her, this bat was going to kill her. But he has no reason to. I think this bat may have got the aussie version of Rabies. And yes there has been versions of rabies identified in Australia in Bats. This Bat has stayed to long its because of the warm weather. He is usually gone by now but still here trying to kill another Vegan?
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#4
Maybe the opossum fucked with him and it was self-defense.
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#5
Opossum is the only marsupial in North America. The Australians ended up with all the cool animals :)
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(04-20-2018, 12:43 PM)anscochrome Wrote: Opossum is the only marsupial in North America. The Australians ended up with all the cool animals :)

Its not an Opossum you stupid fucking dickhead, its an Australian Ringtail Possum.
Possums were introduced to the Americas during the depression for peoples food.
This should never have been done because now you pathetic cunts torture and harm them.
We don't eat them here do you understand you dumb cunt? They are protected and many people have them tame, they are like little fruit eating pandas.
They are kind of like cats you spastic.
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#7
Nobody eats opossums here either dude.
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#8
Relevant:
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#9
(04-20-2018, 01:52 PM)Trix Wrote: Nobody eats opossums here either dude.

That is why they were introduced, Dude!
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(04-20-2018, 01:52 PM)Trix Wrote: Nobody eats opossums here either dude.

They are called Possums, they are marsupials, they were introduced to the USA in the depression for people to eat as food.
Your now "O"Possums are wreaking havoc on your native wildlife.
But then again you people enjoy watching your dogs slowly kill Racoons. So what ever could be said for ye.
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(04-20-2018, 01:53 PM)Trix Wrote: Relevant:

trix you find the weirdest shit ,  definitely home schooled
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(04-20-2018, 06:52 PM)Lucas Wrote: definitely home schooled

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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