I'm feeling a strong and intense urge to cover my body in mud...

[Mister Obvious]

It's just hard to get dirt...

You have to dig a hole, there are worms in it and who knows what else.

Why isn't it more common to cover our bodies in mud?

You never really hear people talking about it.

What's the deal with dirt and mud?

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not talking about a light dusting, I'm talking I wanna cover my entire body in globs and globs of mud.

[Mister Obvious]

Isn't dirt kinda like nature's self-tanner?

Seems like it would make a great foundation.

[Dark Dick]

Try potting soil. And if you want to get really gooey let a bunch of bananas get a week old and smear them on yourself.

[Mister Obvious]

I wish we could do this together, Dark Dick.

[Crille]

There´s something called "mudding"  that wealthy people do (I think it´s like a big city thing). I´ve seen it in this show called Billions. Basically it´s a tub filled with gooey mud and you just sit in it for relaxation. It actually looks kind of nice... lol.

[anscochrome]

ah, context is everything:)

[Guest]

http://www.hotsprings.org/

[Guest]

There´s something called "mudding"  that wealthy people do (I think it´s like a big city thing). I´ve seen it in this show called Billions. Basically it´s a tub filled with gooey mud and you just sit in it for relaxation. It actually looks kind of nice... lol.

Among the less well-heeled, "mudding" involves a 4-wheel-drive vehicle and unpaved roads.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm going to the store to buy a plastic kiddie pool...

Can anybody guess why?

[Dark Dick]

Bring home some bagboys too.

[Mister Obvious]

I wish honey, I wish I wish.

[Mister Obvious]

I got the kiddie pool, BTW.

It's just perfect.

This is going to be quite fun.

Now I have to collect the dirt.

I will be going through a process of sifting and drying and sifting again.

It'll have to sit somewhere safe for days to let anything that might be in there die and then I'll have to sift more etc.

I'll probably wear a thong, I don't really want to get dirt in the funhole. I'd imagine it's on par with sand or something.

[Mister Obvious]

Time to go dig in the back yard like a total psycho!!!

[Mister Obvious]

To dig up the dirt was among the most sensual experiences I've ever had, and I couldn't help but moan in ecstasy as I sifted through it.

[user94]

Hot spas not mud ffs now im getting all shitty n stuff

[Guest]

i would kind of like to have a mud fight with trix , throwing handfuls of soft mud at humans is really fun , i like receiving it too

[user94]

i would kind of like to have a mud fight with trix  ,  throwing handfuls of soft mud at humans is really fun  , i like receiving it too

And you can my wifes mud fight only for 69.99 send it to her paypal I will ensure it happens.