So I'm walking through a store parking lot and I pass a guy collecting the carts...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm dressed pretty today since I'm feeling the warm weather, I'm feeling zen and chill, so I was just walking along at an unusually slow pace for me...

There was nobody else around.

I get past the guy and he goes, "Wow."

I didn't turn around and look at him or anything...

I just kept floating along like I was passing through another dimension.

That's the second time I've had a guy do this...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-3134.html

If you wanna stop a chick and talk to her you really gotta be proactive about it and say something like, "HEY" which automatically elicits a response.

Otherwise it's just a statement.

You can't expect chicks to lock it up and turn around and be like "WHATCHU TALKIN' BOUT, WILLIS?!"

[Mister Obvious]

I wasn't pushing a cart.

I feel like that's an important detail here.

[Guest]

tight jeans or short dress ?, and please describe the colors and shoes and jewels you wore today

[Mister Obvious]

It's a light pink lace dress with blue flowers print, it's not that short.

[Guest]

trix i saw a hot blonde in this car today and i thought you should be driving something like that for maximum sex appeal

http://www.beyond.ca/wp-content/uploads/...-Denim.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Give it to me in red and I'll drive it.

[Dark Dick]

Were you pantyless?

[Guest]

hi, trix, how often do girls get horny?

[Guest]

trix i saw a hot blonde in this car today and i thought you should be driving something like that for maximum sex appeal

http://www.beyond.ca/wp-content/uploads/...-Denim.jpg

she wants a dodge hellcat.

[Mister Obvious]

hi, trix, how often do girls get horny?

All the time.

If they're reproducin' age, there's not a second that goes by that they don't want that dick!