flying first class, 1960's

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/flying-...the-1960s/

[Mister Obvious]

OMG they had REAL food and everything...

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VP0eJ-QYE10/W...1%2529.jpg

[Kitty]

I remember flying when I was a kid and how everyone smoked.

Now it just seems inconceivable you could breathe on such a long flight with cigarette smoke circulating in that tiny compartment.

Not to mention the safety hazard. Crazy times.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet even the cigarette smoke was less offensive back then.

[Kitty]

I bet even the cigarette smoke was less offensive back then.

You know, it probably was.

Less toxic ingredients and no GMO tobacco.

[Guest]

Rumor has it the airplanes had this thing called "leg room" back then. Could you even imagine? I think it's just urban legend.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG you were that drunk guy I sat next to on Southwest Airlines that one time!!!

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.

[Mister Obvious]

Mmm God I just love touching arms and legs with people on airplanes!

Feeling the body-heat of a random stranger in a totally non-sexual setting is so erotic.

[Guest]

OMG you were that drunk guy I sat next to on Southwest Airlines that one time!!!

I THOUGHT YOU LOOKED FAMILIAR.

Hey, I recognize you now! You were that bimbo who kept grinding her crotch against my knee the whole flight.

I had a bizarre rash on my knee after that flight. It took two shots of penecillin to kill whatever it was you gave me.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm in heaven...

When we're flying together, sitting knee to knee.

[Guest]

And all four of our knees crammed into the back of the seats in front of us. Yeah... heaven.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh quit your bitchin' you're probably not even that tall!

[Guest]

I don't know what your criteria for tall is, but I'm 6'2". That's pretty tall for my generation. Opinions aside, the fact that I don't have enough leg room on airplanes remains regardless of whether you think I'm tall enough enough.

Now come sit on my lap.

[Guest]

How tall are you, pipsqueak? Will your feet reach the ground while we're slow dancin'?

[Mister Obvious]

I'm 5'4"!

[Guest]

I'm 5'4"!

I'll have to pick you up while we're dancing then. I hope you wear panties under your T-shirt. I mean unless you want to give everyone in the honky tonk a peek.

[Mister Obvious]

I hope you wear panties under your T-shirt.

http://www.sectual.com/thread-5967.html

I tried wearing panties with them...

It didn't work because you could see them through the fishnets/holes, so I just took them off.

It's pointless to wear panties, let's just be real.

I'm not wearing panties right now... I'm wearing a dress.

[Guest]

Do you wear dresses most of the time or pants?

Describe your dress to me.

[Mister Obvious]

Ain't nobody got time for that, what the fuck do you think this is?

[Guest]

what the fuck do you think this is?

I was under the impression it was a discussion forum. You know, where people discuss things.