Kroger Bran Flakes: Dude this cereal box is woke as fuck, I'm SHOOK?!

[Mister Obvious]

So one thing leads to another and I'm randomly looking at this box of Kroger brand bran flakes...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/06...d76e3d.jpg

And I'm like WTF!?!?!?!?!

The heck is all THAT?!?!?

So here's the thing...

It's not even a BAD message...

BUT...

There's a foundational principle behind the 'fake it til you make it' concept, and that particular wording of the concept does leave a lot to be desired. 

The idea is basically that you have to ACT AS THOUGH you ALREADY ARE who you want to be, or you ALREADY HAVE what you want. 

I get where this cereal box (WTF?!?!?!?!?) is coming from, and it's a valid point. Both things are true... be a unique expression, be yourself. But you also CAN "fake it" til you "make it".

Very interesting and wholly unexpected, because what the actual fuck? A cereal box? REALLY?! WHAT!?

Okay. Okay I see how it is. So that's the game we're playing now. Okay. Okay. I see how it is.

[user94]

Flake it till you make it lol Advertising peeps sitting in an office watching Tony Robbins videos came up with this lolll

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAOLOLOLOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I said it several years ago, enjoy your memories of the good ol' days when 'conspiracy theories' weren't mainstream and basically nobody talked about them.

The last times when the 'lunatic fringe' was genuine, before it was infiltrated and popularized by "them" to sell more t-shirts and TV shows and other products...

That happened probably about 7 years ago.

[user94]

LMFAOLOLOLOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I said it several years ago, enjoy your memories of the good ol' days when 'conspiracy theories' weren't mainstream and basically nobody talked about them.

The last times when the 'lunatic fringe' was genuine, before it was infiltrated and popularized by "them" to sell more t-shirts and TV shows and other products...

That happened probably about 7 years ago.

Yeah this is fuckin true even young kids 21 who watch stupid shit on TV are talking about conspiracies. Even my kids talk about them and years ago when I told them shit about it they thought I was nuts lol

[Kitty]

Da fuck?

Maybe because they had to rhyme something with "flake" and all they could come up with was "fake" and then thought of all the "fake news" headlines and tied it into conspiracy theories?? I dunno, weird.

[user94]

Da fuck?

Maybe because they had to rhyme something with "flake" and all they could come up with was "fake" and then thought of all the "fake news" headlines and tied it into conspiracy theories?? I dunno, weird.

Well its either that or they could just be trying to fuck with peoples minds. Either way its odd.