Russia is making some freaky genetically modified cats...

[user182]

I'll have to figure this forum stuff out. I'm working on no sleep right now illI try again later today

[Mister Obvious]

Later Jbrd, sweet dreams!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I feel bad for blaming this on Russia...

They catch so much flack these days.

I dig Russia, really I do.

But like...

This is totally their fault.

[Guest]

The company's website says it's selective breeding. Where would a cat farm get the high tech tools to genetically modify house pets for sale? There'd be no way to make a profit on it.

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa whoa whoa there Doctor Scientist Extraordinaire, you don't have to go getting all real on us and shit.

[Guest]

Whoa whoa whoa there Doctor Scientist Extraordinaire, you don't have to go getting all real on us and shit.

I'm a realist, dear. It would be fun to believe some cat herders are creating freaky mutated felines, but I don't see any way they could afford it unless their customers were all billionnaires.

[Guest]

Now if you told me the cat farm was a front for a secret government organization, I could get behind that.