Anybody else get pissed off when you feel cold air blowing on your buttcrack?

[Mister Obvious]

It's ALLLWAYSSS annoyed me so hardcore. OMG.

[Mister Obvious]

I hate wearing short socks with long pants and feeling the air on the exposed skin that happens when you sit down and the pants come up a little bit.

That's why I never wear short socks.

Ever.

Never.

Ever.

[Guest]

You might like it like this

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[Guest]

Im just going to refer to you as the Mercurial Martian from here on out

[Dreamz]

I'm not really sure..

Being that where I'm at it's swamp ass season, I think I would prolly be like OMG! That. Feels. Gud. So good.

At this point, I'm just picturing the scenario that has cold air blowing on your ass crack.

[Mister Obvious]

Well let's just be honest...

The asscrack is probably one of the warmest areas on the outside of the body.

So any kind of air blowing on it is likely to be cooler than the asscrack itself.

[Kitty]

I don't think that has ever happened to me

[Dreamz]

Shhhhh....

I'm still working this out

[Dreamz]

I don't think that has ever happened to me

Not even in bed? Your partner never blew on your lady bits and bum a little? Is that even a thing though? Did I just create an awkward sex thing?

[Kitty]

Not even in bed? Your partner never blew on your lady bits and bum a little? Is that even a think though? Did I just create an awkward sex thing?

Well usually someone's breath is warm, I am thinking like a cold air from wind or something.

[Dreamz]

Well usually someone's breath is warm, I am thinking like a cold air from wind or something.

I think we should science this, Kitty. You and me.

[Mister Obvious]

Science it hard.

For the sake of science.

[Dreamz]

*assumes the blowing position*

K, I'm so down.

[Kitty]

I was never very good at science!

[Dreamz]

That's not a no though, just saying

[Kitty]

That's not a no though, just saying

Is this the perfect emoji for this conversation or what? It's so creepy, but it works.

[Dreamz]

Is this the perfect emoji for this conversation or what? It's so creepy, but it works.

We are gonna be great friends, I can tell..

Trix used her powers to see into the future and blessed our convo with this emoji, lol

Sigh... It's a sign ?

[Mister Obvious]

That’s an actual photo of me. I’m all ass.

[Fungi]

Its all about the nerve endings you see, in that area they are very sensitive because your ass is a very important part of your body. Its all about the pooping and peeing they are basically important parts of your existence, like the first thing a Dr will ask you if you go to hospital is how is your pooping and peeing.
Because if they are abnormal you can actually die.
Your ass crack is a very sensitive area for a reason and im not talking sexually.

[Fungi]

That’s an actual photo of me. I’m all ass.

Although your ass is possibly the most heavenly thing ever to exist.
Its nerve endings are sensitive for a more mundane reason.