I think the worst thing about prostitution is that it's mostly blowjobs...

[Guest]

I used to enjoy giving and receiving. You need to have a high sex drive to really be into it. The older you get the lower the drive goes, and oral sex just starts to seem gross.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah the cutoff limit for oral is like 25...

After that point you should be too smart to enjoy it anymore.

[somethingelseishere]

*insert GIF of someone having a nervous breakdown @ the above two posts*

I know we can't all like the same things but damn. Goddamn. lol

[Mister Obvious]

LOLOL I almost spit out my drink!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then I was like nah...

I don't spit.

[somethingelseishere]

Aiiight.



lerlz

[Mister Obvious]

[somethingelseishere]

"You a bitch, and so is ya' awnt!"

ROFLCOPTER!! Goddamnit that's the good shit!

[Guest]

dumpster make up , classic 
she coulda been a contender

[somethingelseishere]

Damn. That poor girl. But 5 years clean and off the streets, why didn't she
take that and RUN with it? I know it's easy to ask that w/o knowing the particulars
but still, why go back to it? I could NEVER do the homeless thing. I'd just have to
punch my own ticket. Panhandle for enough money to get a fat dose of fentanyl and
away we go! And 3 fifths a day? Her height & weight? Nope. Two fifths would've
killed her. Tolerance be damned.