You ever notice how birds never seem to land on roofs or cars??

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, MAYBE roofs.

But I can’t remember the last time I saw birds on roofs.

And I’ve never seen a bird on a car.

[Guest]

I got a fuck ton of bats who come out at dusk and dawn who live above my front door entry way

[zenba]

i had my car parked in our driveway while i was using a different car. for a couple of weeks straight i saw this one bird land on my passenger side mirror, then bounce down to the windowsill of the door and peck at the window, then pop back up to the mirror. the bird did this over and over and over. seems like it wanted inside. it [and perhaps other birds] shat all over that passenger door too, but a good rainstorm cleaned that up.

i have birds on the roof above me all the time. the mourning doves like to chill up there and make their calls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0LKPT1u1E8

i'm rather fond of their calls.

[Sober Fungi]

Birds all over my roof make such fucking noise its unreal sound like people running on my roof I have to go out throw stones at them to shut them up