One thing I have to say about Idaho is...

[Mister Obvious]

No.

LMFAO, just no.

[Mister Obvious]

The state literally smells like shit.

Where the fuck is it coming from?

The road layout in the towns are straight up God awful.

Just say no to Idaho.

[Mister Obvious]

Are there Amish people in Idaho?

Cuz I just walked by this good looking as fuck oldass farmer dude and he put his head down instead of looking at me!

I’m parked next to his truck... it smells good as fuck.

I’ve never encountered a vehicle that smelt good at a distance.

My ovaries ache for his farmer lovin’.

*leaves gas station*

[Mister Obvious]

I low key feel bad for shit talking Idaho, but let’s be real, LOL.

Like, how?! Where is the shit smell COMING FROM!?

I stopped at this gas station and there was this rotting food smell on top of the shit smell, like wow.

[Mister Obvious]

There are two kinds of people in Idaho...

Happy/nice people, and unhappy/not nice people.

Actually, three kinds of people...

But we’re not gonna talk about the third kind cuz they’re a rarity and it would take too long to explain.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s just not worth it...

[Mister Obvious]

I think Idaho is even more boring to drive through than Nevada. And that’s saying a fucking lot right there.

Put on a nice pair of yellow/amber tinted glasses and pretend you’re on the moon, that’s how you deal with Nevada.

[Kitty]

I had no idea Idaho smells like shit, maybe it has something to do with all the potatoes?

Frankly I'm kind of disappointed to hear this, I thought Idaho was someplace I might like.

[Kitty]

I think Idaho is even more boring to drive through than Nevada. And that’s saying a fucking lot right there.

Put on a nice pair of yellow/amber tinted glasses and pretend you’re on the moon, that’s how you deal with Nevada.

I just put "A Horse with No Name" on repeat.

[Guest]

Yeah i dont approve of this state report . There must be many nice things in Idaho, how do the ladies look? Ibet they are sexy milfs everywhere

[Mister Obvious]

I just put "A Horse with No Name" on repeat.

I have a few fave driving songs I listen to on repeat!