Every state east of Texas is full of morons who can’t drive on the interstate...

[Mister Obvious]

Add that to the fact that they’re also the most boring, lackluster states in the nation and all I can say is I’d need to get strangle-banged pretty fucking hard tonight to unwind from this clusterfuck...

[Sober Fungi]

Add that to the fact that they’re also the most boring, lackluster states in the nation and all I can say is I’d need to get strangle-banged pretty fucking hard tonight to unwind from this clusterfuck...

so get strangle banged hard then wish I could help you out but ya know...........

[Mister Obvious]

It’s all good, I feel better now.

[Sober Fungi]

It’s all good, I feel better now.

You should have taken a jar of that white sand to rub on ya coochie

[Mister Obvious]

The signs said it was against the rules to take the sand.

[MrFungi]

The signs said it was against the rules to take the sand.

One measly lil jar?? Since when did you ever obey rules? Oh well you could just imagine sliding around on the dune.

[user182]

The signs said it was against the rules to take the sand.

So ya just smuggled it out in yr cooter, asscrack and hair lmao
Damn Trix I think that's theft

[Mister Obvious]

So ya just smuggled it out in yr cooter, asscrack and hair lmao

Damn fuckin’ straight and I’ll have you know it’s still there as we speak...