There is nobody to love
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#2
Love yourself bitch.
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#3
(08-31-2018, 10:07 AM)Trix Wrote: Love yourself bitch.

I do bitch, but you wont get the memo until 20 years later LOL
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#4
Uh oh, you drunk again bro?!

Isn’t it like midnight over there!?

Sleep it off!!!
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(08-31-2018, 10:29 AM)Trix Wrote: Uh oh, you drunk again bro?!

Isn’t it like midnight over there!?

Sleep it off!!!

No I am not drunk. Bitch.
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#6
But I was right about the TIME, MUAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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(08-31-2018, 10:32 AM)Trix Wrote: But I was right about the TIME, MUAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Nah you were wrong about the time PixxieMunchkin and I did sleep but intermittently like sleep an hour have lucid dreaming with a rock hard boner then wake up.
My sleeping pattern out of whack again im fixing it though.
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(09-01-2018, 01:42 AM)MrFungi Wrote: Nah you were wrong about the time PixxieMunchkin and I did sleep but intermittently like sleep an hour have lucid dreaming with a rock hard boner then wake up.
My sleeping pattern out of whack again im fixing it though.

do you get random boners too?
one time i was at my desk in the office 
everyone had to go to a morning meeting 
they would not start until i showed up
the problem was while at my desk i had a random boner 
i was not thinking anything sexually i was looking through some papers
i did not know what to do some one came to my desk and told me to come to the meeting room
i acted as if i was busy doing stuff 
then i tried walking it off 
i walked into the hall leading to the meeting room hoping no one would be there just paced up and down until i felt comfortable to go into the meeting room where everyone was staring at me as i walked in 
i didnt stare down at my slacks to see if there was a bulge or not but it felt as if they were staring or it was just me

in retrospect i should have walked proudly into that room with a full fledged boner protruding out of my slacks 
should have made a pause in the middle of the room put my hands on my hips looked towards the ceiling inhale exhale and continue on Cool
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No I don't get random boners im 42, I get boners from REM sleep like all healthy males do. Lucid dreams are REM sleep.
God its got to be a fucking cancer or something like my sisters kids or some shit Confused
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#10
There is no such thing as a truly random boner...

And that's why at 42, Fungi, you're still just not old enough.
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(09-01-2018, 11:08 AM)Trix Wrote: There is no such thing as a truly random boner...

And that's why at 42, Fungi, you're still just not old enough.

I said I didn't get random boners.
There is a thing called REM sleep, which gives you a boner. AKA morning wood.
So whatever the fuck you are talking about, we will never know..........................................................................................
Oh yes and we can see most of your Vag on the Tshirt video lmao if we have a good enough graphics card. We can even see your clitoral hood!
So why people say you are a dude I will never know..........................
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Dude them videos ain't high quality enough for anybody no matter how good their graphics card is to see my clitoral hood, you need to relax on these warped sex fantasies okay, it's secondhand embarrassing.
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(09-01-2018, 11:33 AM)Trix Wrote: Dude them videos ain't high quality enough for anybody no matter how good their graphics card is to see my clitoral hood, you need to relax on these warped sex fantasies okay, it's secondhand embarrassing.

lol ya funny lady can you be mean for a while? hahahahaha ya fuckin tard lmao
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(09-01-2018, 11:50 AM)MrFungus Wrote: ya fuckin tard lmao

LOLOLOL.
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(09-01-2018, 11:08 AM)Trix Wrote: There is no such thing as a truly random boner...

And that's why at 42, Fungi, you're still just not old enough.

ive noticed that i get them when i sit down for a long period  like when i am driving or sometimes when i stretch 
there has to be other guys that go through this 

what are you suggesting, trix?
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