FIRST RED HEIFER BORN IN 2,000 YEARS (TEOTWAWKI: Panic Sex Alert)

[Mister Obvious]

Oh shit y'all...

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-n...ird-temple

It's on.

[Mister Obvious]

"Bible prophecy FULFILLED as first ‘red heifer born in 2,000 YEARS' signalling END OF DAYS"

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news...d-13213028

[Mister Obvious]

It's on.

And that means it's time to get it on...

[Mister Obvious]

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[user182]

I'm ready let's hit it

[Mister Obvious]

EVERYONE.

BECOME NAKED.

[Mister Obvious]

Nah but really though.

I've seen stories like this probably 5 or 6 times.

[user182]

I said in another post something to the affect the middle of our time is long gone and we are well into the end,

[Dark Dick]

EVERYONE.

BECOME NAKED.

GET WET, Trix.

That's an order.

[Guest]

Trix we are meant to join in coitus and create another prophecy. Prepare the landing strip and drink from the cup to purify your body.

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm...

Are you trying to appeal to my lovechild fetish right now??

That's a sensitive area for me bro, have some respect.

Unless you're an alien, then you can just take the pussy.

Thanks!

[Mister Obvious]

BTW, this is one of my favorite threads ever.

Which says a lot.

[Mister Obvious]

Prepare the landing strip

You know you take it hairy or you don't get it at all, fuckslut.