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I get it, he's got a real affinity for these old MREs and what he does and stuff, and that's great but...
The idea of a freezer full of old weird shit in Ziplock bags, weird shit displayed on shelves throughout the home, I mean...
First of all, relatable but lol secondly, not exactly indicative of a healthy mental state.
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I mean he lives in the same place that he did when he first started making vids, and you know he could afford to move at this point or at some point along the course of his YT career so far. Not saying he SHOULD. I like it when YTers stay grounded and keep the "set" they first started out and got popular with. But...
I dunno.
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I just wonder about his brains sometimes. Seems too good to be true, great looks, nice personality, quirky unique interests that the world also gets to enjoy through his sharings...
There's gotta be a catch.
Hopefully he's not a HOOOARRRDDDDEEEERRRRRR.
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I mean if he IS a hoarder legit, he's prolly the hottest hoarder ever, so... he can be salvaged. We can work with this.
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Another 80 year old MRE!
0:52 oh baby, I'm picturing it.
6:23 the biscuits look delicious.
10:44 fuck he's making those Boston Baked Beans sound so good.
12:55 OMG the coffee looks delicious.
13:17 I gotta say, I'm not grossed out by anything in this MRE, despite how old it is, I'd feel fine eating any of it... at least in this portion.
13:28 Steve's eaten some of the oldest food in the world. Imagine it! How weird is that?! It's so strange and interesting. I wonder what he thinks about cannibalism?!
13:33 look how perfect his hair is.
13:35 look how cute he is. How did he get to be this way?? What's this guy's story though????????????
13:55 I wonder if he spray tans. Cuz sometimes he has a bitchin' tan but other times he looks natural like this and you can tell he looks super young with flawless skin. So I mean... if he spray tans, I'ma side-eye that. Cuz that shit ain't even right. Hopefully it's natty. Hopefully HE'S natty.
14:28 does he like... not have ANY hair on his arms at all? That can't be natural. Is he one of those weirdo dudes who shaves all his bodyhair off? There's gotta be something wrong with this guy.
14:42 he's WAY too good looking to be TOO much of a psycho or a weirdo though. Psychos and weirdos are usually fat and/or ugly.
14:55 his eyes are stuuuuuupid gorgeous, this guy is an 11 out of 10.
21:26 damn, those look perfect too.
22:12 OMG THE COOKIE, I CANNNOOOTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
23:25 I love how sentimental he gets over these MREs.
29:07 his smile is adorable too.
33:12 oh wow, I've never seen a can that opens like this before. Dunno if I'd trust it.
34:09 OMG, it DOES look beautiful. Lol, wow. Holy crap this is so great.
34:20 lol he's getting a microscope slide out. What a fucking excellent channel.
34:29 he's one of a kind. One. Of. A. Kind.
35:44 oh WOW, dddaaammmnnnn dude, LOOK at that TINY fkn hole in the can OMG. I NEVER would have thought that was there, that is disturbing as shit.
I freakin' love this dude. Like not legitimately, just as an online stranger. But he is one of the greats, for sure. I wonder what his past lives were, like think about it. All this super mega old MRE obsession, it's GOTTA be linked to past lives.
36:17 WHY WOULD HE SAVE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Do you see what I mean???
36:54 "And the flavor's like a damp shed," ROFLMFOALOLOLOL, "With like a bunch of musty trenchcoats. Like non-climate controlled."
37:38 see, I'm telling you... definitely some past life shit going on here.
38:42 I think he just came.
39:22 why is this so fucking entertaining??
40:58 the inside of that can looks fucked up.
41:06 the Brach's Fudge, now that is cool as fuck. Fave piece out of any MRE vid I've seen.
41:33 so the black stuff on the can is just oxidized lemonade.
41:48 too sour? Pussies.
45:33 it's just a bunch of sugar... ew.
46:36 hot fucking damn dude, Lucky Strike.
46:55 such an adorable little bottle. See, I would save THAT.
1:20:22 oh yikes man, YIKES.
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From the description...
Quote:[C]ertainly the last time I will ever be foolish enough to consume any green Chinese food. I ate a 112 year old US Army Emergency Ration this month and did not get sick... I ate this Type 13 menu 3 and got sick. Let that sink in a little on China's quality control on food for their rations.
4:45 he put a special sound effect on the stirring, reminds me of what I heard today... https://www.sectual.com/thread-18978.html
5:11 food poisoned stuff usually has a greasy texture.
7:17 those poor Chinese people, what the fuck?
7:37 he's right, if you eat it cuz you're starving, it's just gonna fuck up your life even more.
8:17 "Hoverboard Champion" rofl. His shirts are great, he has such a great sense of humor.
11:47 dude look at the acid green juice pooling around that shit, I'm shook. Hell to the naw.
Somebody in the comments told him to keep some activated charcoal tablets on hand... amen.
12:52 "Would you like to know more?" Honestly, Steve, yes.
Agh my God, I can't watch him eat this, lmao.
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3:25 oh that looks gnarly.
3:27 yeah I don't see ANY hair on those arms. I am always super sus of dudes with no visible arm hair. It's not like I prefer my dudes mega hairy or something, it's just... if I don't see ANY arm hair, I'm gonna think you're waxing yourself down in front of a mirror surrounded by bodybuilding magazines, like Georgie in Twisted Nerve.
5:45 like yeah, where does he keep all this stuff though? He must have enough MREs and other memorabilia to fill a whole house. And it's not like he's old or anything... he won't stop collecting. What's he gonna do with it all?? I wonder if he's a Scorpio or something.
7:50 and let me just be clear about the arm hair thing... if he JUST NATURALLY DOESN'T HAVE VISIBLE ARM HAIR, yo that's FINE. It's not about the lack of arm hair, it's about WHY it's not there. Like if he Nairs that shit off, I am gonna have to revise my opinion of him. Still super hot, but too sus to fuck with.
12:54 I'd suck on those for sure.
17:08 oh wow, that is fucking amazing, it's a chocolate chip cookie. In like a muffin wrapper... dude. That is deluxe AF.
17:36 it's a 70 year old cookie and it looks delicious as fuck.
22:54 I feel like he started filming these videos so HE could remember these experiences forever.
29:00 it's cigarette time.
31:28 dude this is WILD.
37:50 he explains the reasoning behind when he wears gloves and when he doesn't.
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3:05 lol I bet he dreads the cigarette packets... it was a different time back then, but he doesn't wanna let the audience down so he tries his best to review them. Steve takin' one for the team.
5:26 wow, instant soup mix... never seen that before.
6:06 great looking pack for sure though.
10:56 oh God no, don't do it man! Lol!
16:48 lol.
19:06 ohohohohohoooooo my God man, that is all kinds of wrong.
20:52 okay listen, that chocolate covered coconut looks delicious.
21:31 lmfaoflaaofafaololol.
21:45 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my God these videos are so fucking good.
27:58 it's an interesting way to look at things... in other videos, he's eaten beef that was like 100 years old. So weird to think it was once a cow walking around, got used for food... was sitting in a can for 100 years, and then it ends up getting eaten by this guy. It's like a warped version of time travel.
31:33 frightening.
His channel deserves some awards. It is just magnificent.
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0:34 "For Chewing Only" Well WTF else would you do with it!?
3:40 God that's a nice hand.
6:27 wow the info on this bag is super interesting, I dig the way they explained things.
9:54 what the fuck is in the tablets!!??!!?!
10:17 whoa dude, these instructions are hardcore!!!!!
Apparently this is what it was...
https://www.healthline.com/health/what-is-benzedrine
OMG, whoooaaaa! No wonder it basically had a huge disclaimer on it.
17:33 "I'm not gonna take any of these, but I will present the component." Lolol oh man. What a trip.
20:00 cool microscope footage.
23:09 he's literally about to open a 140 year old can of cigarettes, this is nuts.
23:50 dude I dunno if I could bring myself to open these... it's just kind of a big deal. The cans are so pretty.
24:20 biggest hiss ever. I think I can smell it. Kinda smells like weed!?
25:25 woooowwwww, it's a cigarette from the 1800s.
26:30 lmfao his shirt says "Big Hitter"... I feel like he planned this.
26:36 this is a room I don't think I've seen him film in before.
36:35 I really appreciate what this guy does, he's like a teacher.
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1:44 oh this should be good.
5:58 this guy's out of his mind man, I absolutely love it.
7:40 he knows he has a problem.
10:58 he really is about to eat 120 year old beef. The man is a legend.
12:12 lol, someday this guy's curiosity is probably gonna get the best of him but... TBH, ya gotta go sometime, might as well be doing what you love.
20:06 dude, pause... my pareidolia totally activated staring at this 120 year old beef mush and I see the face of an old man in it, looks like he's from the 1800s. It's in the bottom left of the pan, you can see his whole head. That shit is fucking spooky.
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Quote:Please do more "in the field" videos Steve, the background noise is beautiful and it's a relaxing setting. It's obvious you're having a good time and displays how these rations are actually used in a real-world environment.
Such a damn good point.
3:00 nice nature sounds.
I think he's too much of a perfectionist to do it this way very often though.
5:28 oh my damn fuck yeah baby gimme some of that!
8:47 that's a good amount of nuts, this MRE is amazing, go Lithuania!
12:35 hell yeah it's healthy... I am IMPRESSED.
17:57 lolol, wow, what a moment!!!
20:54 dude, the world around Steve seems magical... this guy is like blessed.
26:21 OMG. I can't believe it. He looks EVEN BETTER outdoors!?!!!!! Dude, he's like a radiant being, WTF!!!?
28:02 OMG I have a bottle EXACTLY LIKE THAT!!!!!!! WHAT THE EFF!!!!??! *Twilight Zone theme* (lmao)
That video was so enjoyable and pleasant, even more than his videos normally are.
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NO WAY OMG, new Steve, so soon??!!?!!?!
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https://www.patreon.com/steve1989
His highest tier (limited to 60 people) says if you stay subbed for 6 months you get an antique tray like he uses in the videos... that's pretty outstanding.
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He's smart... that's one of the best Patreon setups I've seen. Seems like it relies on physical rewards (can opener, tray) rather than revolving around extra content. I think that's a superior approach to the usual.
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One of the things I appreciate about Steve is that even though his channel centers around eating some pretty unhealthy shit (lol) he looks so fit and super healthy. It says a lot about his quality as a person.
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I mean the guy's skin is literally flawless... when you have a trash diet, it shows in your skin. This guy has an angelic glow, lol. Like maybe he scarfs down McDonald's every day, I dunno. But I seriously doubt it.
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(08-01-2023, 04:27 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: It says a lot about his quality as a person.
Usually when you're a shitty person, you look like it. Lol, I mean for real. And if people in hollywood or some shit get brought up, gimme a break... they have plastic surgery out the wazoo and take crazy drugs like Ozempic and all kinds of other insane shit, they're not natural.
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This Spanish MRE is by far the healthiest I've ever seen and it's got sooo much bitchin' meat and seafood.
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Food is such an integral part of our existence, and that's what makes these videos so fascinating and enjoyable. Antique food, I mean, what a concept. I love it... sparks my imagination.
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