I figured out I can say “eff” with even more disgust than “fuck”

[Mister Obvious]

Like...

It doesn’t work in probably 60% of instances of “fuck” but it works great with funny stuff especially.

I can convey a lot more repulsion and sheer confusion by exclaiming this censored version of the overly used term, and I definitely prefer it in select scenarios.

And yes I’m half asleep, and yes that’s why I’m posting this...

[Mister Obvious]

I especially like to use the “eff” exclamation when I’m talking to the cat in my super weird “toxoplasma gondii infected, half retarded” voice that I use with ALL the cute animals (and plants)...

I particularly enjoy exclaiming “EFFIN’ HECK!” before continuing on a bizarre rant in this incredibly strange voice that sounds like a cross between a Scottish and Irish accent, and serious mental problems.

[Mister Obvious]

“With” is pronounced “woff” in this obnoxious ‘accent’ like some kinda ancient Celtic tongue with a speech impediment.