Black Mercedes; Communist Benz

[user214]

How many of you here have heard of The following YouTubers:

Travis Heniz
Fusswhip

How many of you are stupidly turned on by Aubrey Plaza?

[Mister Obvious]

I've never heard of any of that shit.

[Guest]

well you need to get your act together, Trix.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck that, I only know about COOL shit.

[user214]

Pfffff

You will. Just like Luke Skywalker was not initially scared of the Dark aside. gods said “you will be, you will be...”

You will be too, Trix. I feel such a romantic and archaic confidence in myself right now. Can’t wait to pull up in front of that big wooden pharmacy and extend

[Mister Obvious]

I feel such a romantic and archaic confidence in myself right now.

Bro NGL, I'm happy for you about this.

[Guest]

Bro NGL, I'm happy for you about this.

I had a vision this morning, about how to touch people. I can't remember if it was in real life or in a dream. 

Needless to say, I feel brick wall level confidence that if I meet with the right woman right now, she will be 100% on board with what I've heard. 

And even though it might be a term that many in the media are afraid to say to today, this specific thing I have in mind is what a lot of women are dreaming about, and they don't even talk about it in Cosmo believe it or not.

[Mister Obvious]

I had a vision this morning, about how to touch people.

LMFAOOOOOOO.

[Guest]

I long to reach out from my cardboard box and touch the ass of a fine southern belle wearing faded jeans

[Mister Obvious]

Dude that's hardcore.

[Guest]

i checked out those odd channels and my end thoughts are that somebody needs to create a youtube channel where they travel round the country and seek out popular you tubers that have too much attitude and spank them in the winnebago till they cry and say 'this isn't fun please stop' ... i think it would be a good channel

[user214]

I really got hooked watch fusswhip smoke cigarettes to Roy Orbison. I’ve watched that video many times. Then she cut her hair and started complaining about college and I lost interest. But her older smoking videos were great. She has a brilliant smile.

Travis’s “copblocking” videos are mildly entertaining, but at the same time I have no idea why he wants to talk to cops. Isn’t that Citizenry 101? Don’t talk to cops? Not because they are inherently evil but because of the whole “anything you say can and will be used against you” thing? I mean that’s the law, the cops just enforce, can’t hold it against them. I’ve actually had some great experiences with cops that have shown me that many of them are solid men and women who make a difference. A few have been jerky, but that’s a vast minority in my experience. I don’t get the whole “copblocking” video genre, but it seems like people who are into that probably have some long standing grunge with authority, perhaps dysfunction with parents or early school authorities. Now I’m adult life, the cops are most immediate and obvious representatives of authority, ie they are the visible representation of the “law” as a whole, and thus an easy target for snarky youtubers with too much time on their hands and an axe to grind.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh so you're one of those superficial fucks who hate chicks with short hair...

Jesus man, I regret telling you to register.

Do you want your account deleted yet?

[Mister Obvious]

Please say yes.

[Guest]

Yo i dont even like when curly blondes try str8ening hair. Like just stop that and no more butch hair

[user214]

I don’t hate chicks with short hair, but I prefer longer hair. It wasn’t her haircut that bothered me, it was the abrupt change from smoking videos to complaining videos that turned me off.

I’m feeling good about the fact that you personally invited me to your site. And as a show of courtesy and gratitude to you, I accepted your suggested moniker ®️.

It feels good to be a part of the family.

[Mister Obvious]

Guest, bro nobody asked you...

You're not THAT GUY.

HE is THAT GUY.

[Mister Obvious]

it was the abrupt change from smoking videos

Why hell would you wanna watch somebody smoke cigarettes?

Oh my God, are you one of those dudes who has that bizarre smoking fetish??

I'm so fucking freaked out right now, this just took a really bad turn and I'm totally not digging it.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I could understand enjoying watching her smoke weed or something, but cigarettes??

That's just sad.

[Mister Obvious]

Was it a joke or something??

I'm not checking out her stupid channel.

You normies watch the dumbest shit.