I'd like to have some long awkward hugs with people...

[Mister Obvious]

Some hugs where it's like...

You grab somebody and really just...

Buckle 'em in for the long haul.

Like...

Grab 'em, really steady and plant your feet, hold 'em tight and sigh out til your lungs are empty.

Then like...

On your next inhale, just breathe super deep and maybe do the slow, hard back/shoulder pat.

And then hang on and don't pull away.

Then when they start to sorta pull away, be hesitant to let go, but gradually just kind of loosen your hold until they get away.

[Mister Obvious]

Almost like you're gonna cuddle to sleep, only standing up... and preferably with a practical stranger who like doesn't even really wanna hug.

[Kitty]

I am an awkward hugger.

I don't really enjoy it AT ALL.

I always end up hugging with a few feet of distance in between.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm gonna make you engage in one of these long awkward hugs with me, Kitty.

It is going to help both of us feel more better.

[Kitty]

Omg I'm already getting a panic attack

[Dark Dick]

Being naked makes it even more awkward.

[Mister Obvious]

Being naked makes everything more awkward!!!

[Guest]

When a hug crosses the 10 sec mark you can expect a warm hand sliding down your panties. Its involuntary darling.

[Mister Obvious]

[user214]

I like to engage in lengthy embraces. I like to know the other person’s vital organs are only a few layers of skin and clothes away from mine.

I like it when it gets awkward and when both parties can sense it’s awkward, but still they persist. I like it when one party pulls away but one party pulls in tighter, then in a few seconds the opposite party tries to pull away and the opposite party pulls in tighter.

I like it when an awkward hug takes place under the moonlight in a driveway, and both parties release each other at dawn, and as they drift away from one another they lock eyes until the other blinks.

[Dreamz]

*gets naked*

Okay, ready..