Spongebob Squarepants has to be the most offensively dumb show of all time...

[Mister Obvious]

I mean it’s just pure absolute trash.

I’m getting an oil change and they’re playing it in the waiting room.

[Mister Obvious]

I remember it had just started coming on when I was too old to watch the banal dogshit on Nickelodeon anymore...

I thought it was so ridiculously stupid and I knew it was then time to move over to TVLand for good.

[Mister Obvious]

I can only imagine how much more stupid the kids’ shows these days must be. How sad. TV is disease.

[Kitty]

There is something seriously wrong with that show and the people who watch it. I can't put.my finger on it, but there is something really perverted about it. I can't watch more than 5 or 10 seconds without being disgusted.

[Mister Obvious]

There is something seriously wrong with that show and the people who watch it.

Exactly...

There's something about the people who love this show that just ain't quite right...

Everybody I've ever met who likes the show is a grown ass adult...

And they're all bizarrely immature too.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG...

I just talked to my mom and mentioned seeing this on TV today and thinking it was super stupid...

And she goes, "What is with the people who like that show? I've seen teenagers and adults who love it and I just don't get it."

So we're not the only ones who have noticed, like...

It's grown up people who are so crazy about it.

And some people I know who like it were like...

Older teenagers when it FIRST came on in like 1999.

[Mister Obvious]

And she said she thought it was perverted.

I didn't say ANY of this to her...

She just said it totally independently about the adults who watch it, and it being perverted.

Weird shit.

[Kitty]

Very interesting that we all have the same thoughts about this show.

I think they have some sick subliminal shit in there, it's like a visceral reaction.

[Dink Beaver]

Was the show aimed at young teen boys? It seems boring and telegraphed

[Guest]

Wait why aren't you changing your own oil?
I can show you if you'd like.