Visiting sexy convicts in jail/prison...

[Mister Obvious]

Sooo...

I just got this idea from this guy I was watching on YouTube.

Admittedly it's not a new idea, not at all. We've discussed the topic in some form a handful of times here already.

BUT.

I feel like we've never come up with anything concrete.

IS THERE A WAY this can be done?

What kind of settings do you get to visit convicts in??

Are they always behind a separator?

Are there any instances where you can be alone unsupervised?

Because...

I kind of think that going around and "uplifting" lonely, sexy inmates would be a totally worthy cause.

We could form a group...

"Sexy Inmate Uplifters" and we could (men and women alike) go around the country visiting hot convicts.

[Mister Obvious]

Right?

[Mister Obvious]

I just got this idea from this guy I was watching on YouTube.

Admittedly though he was talking about it from the standpoint of trying to help inmates see some ray of hope for the future, because society just throws people away and gives up on them.

[Mister Obvious]

I would be satisfied on some level writing dirty letters to inmates, but...

All letters are screened before they get to see them and I don't think sick dirty pervbait is allowed.

[Mister Obvious]

This is one of our prior discussions about sexy prisoners...

Trix if you ever go to prison make sure its in a good state so as we can all visit and hump you , we love you darling.

We need a comprehensive list (complete with pics and measurements) of the sexiest inmates locked away in states that permit conjugal visits.

[Mister Obvious]

The problem is that conjugal visits are only allowed between actual spouses. Apparently. That's what all the informational sources say.

[Mister Obvious]

The sad truth is that before we can start this "Sexy Prisoner Outreach" group, we're gonna have to demand conjugal visits for every prison in every state, then once past that barrier, we'll have to demand that the prisoners can have sex with all visitors.