Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Guest]

If you are wrong then you must go live in slab city for 2 weeks. You can make your own little waco but you gotta mingle with the residents and when in rome...

[Mister Obvious]

...BESIDES that.

[Guest]

I forecast Zane and Priss will be back together by Monday.

If I'm wrong, leave suggestions for what my punishment should be.

You can't make a comment about Zane or Priss anywhere for 6 months... or else you will grow a sixth finger.

But of course you didn't mention WHICH Monday so I think you're safe to comment as much as a feel necessary until that Monday comes.

[Mister Obvious]

That sounds reasonable!

After all, if they did get back together on or before Monday, it's not like Priss would ever allow Zane to use the internet and tell the world about it anyways.

We'd never know!

So if we don't hear from Zane again within a few weeks, I will safely assume they're back together.

[Mister Obvious]

But I can tell they definitely will get back together, I can tell they're still sooo in love and miss each other sooo bad, OMG so poignant though!

[Guest]

I was thinking hang on a sec, you have 10 fingers, you already have a sixth. So I was thinking that if you broke the six month rule, it would mean you gave the finger to the punishment!

Here is a growing the sixth finger double act! (not directed at anyone, just saying fucking weird!)

[Mister Obvious]

I personally think they've already gotten back together...

Come on, that shit was true love you guys.

[GREEN ZANE]

I personally think they've already gotten back together...

Come on, that shit was true love you guys.

I Have Only One True Love..... DRUGS!


Sincerely, 
Green Zane

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure Zane would know how to spell his own fuckin' name there buddy...



If Zane comes back to YouTube he better not do the whole lost/wandering illicit drug use bullshit again, the "save Zane from himself" shit is dead tired.

We need some new new.

[Guest]

I forecast Zane and Priss will be back together by Monday.

If I'm wrong, leave suggestions for what my punishment should be.

The gaunche

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c...shment.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa, Guest...

Donchya think that's a lil over the top!?

[Mister Obvious]

But yeah, it's obvious Priss and Zane are already back together.

I suspect we won't hear from Zane again for weeks or months!

[Guest]

50 pages down....168 to go

[Mister Obvious]

LOLLL that doesn't sound daunting or anything!?

[Guest]

Bet that’s the man himself there.

Who else would care to read all that.

Think about it. You’re an obsessive fan.
You wouldn’t read all that.

When the original Good News was spread, how was it done? The story of a magic man?

Or a koan. A little riddle that led to a thousand other riddles.

Not everyone deserves the following they get.

Robert Hunter wrote all the words that Jerry sang. Dig it.

The ginger Viking made mad from the sun.
Was just made mad by the Son.

She claimed to have found you.
..But she too claims to be found.

Don’t worry, Mo. They only sound like lyrics because they speak of truth.

For the Sun man, they are only questions. Sometimes when you search, you find.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane has been reading it all along. He started when the thread was like 5 pages.

[Mister Obvious]

Or I should say I know he read every fuckin' page up until he left with Priss. He probably wasn't allowed to read after that. He might have snuck it anyway though.

[Mister Obvious]

I've had other people read super long threads before...

People will read a very long thread if the topic interests them.

Why wouldn't they? People read books all the time.

[Dink Beaver]

"A long time ago came a man on a track
Walking thirty miles with a sack on his back
And he put down his load where he thought it was the best
Made a home in the wilderness"

[Guest]