Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Marmel]

^ looks like the gold watch thread on steroids

[Mister Obvious]

1:33 he's right...

Zane's doing good work with these videos.

2:16 I can't really legitimately tell if Zane has a for real hardcore widow's peak, or if he's just sort of balding.

I think it's a little bit of both, but it's really interesting.

2:28 I'm trying to zoom in, but it's hard to tell with the low video quality (max 360p at the time of posting)...

As many of you may know, I advocate for what I call "lo-fi" video as a stand against the ridiculous "4K" etc. trends that have been perpetrated on us for so long.

HD disgusts me and I think it's wholly unnecessary.

I like lo-fi...

It's gentle, it's effective, it's intelligent.

It takes up less space, and less time all around.

Zane is pro, whether he is naturally that way or not, but I think he's just a natural...

I don't think he learned it anywhere and if he did it was self-taught.

I can't imagine it being any other way, and it makes Zane an interesting study because of these traits.

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of people like to simplify things into terms like "conman" and "sociopath" and "narcissist"...

But these really are just overly simplified, ad hominem attacks.

Some specimens have to be studied in depth in order to be understood, and most people aren't all that complex.

[Mister Obvious]

That said we've run the gambit with Zane, I mean sweet mother of fuck...

4.9K posts? 248 pages?

Lol...

I am just saying.

We figured Zane out, and right now he is being a Scorpio to the full on max.

Look at that shit...

Some of the most Scorpionic shit I've ever seen in my life and I'll tell you this...

They are almost never THAT evil, Zane's no exception.

This is a pure son of a bitch, he's just a natural.

Which is way more dangerous than the unnatural fuckers out there.

I dunno, Zane's kinda an outlier.

I think he'd rather not bother with people, it's very smart.

Zane just doesn't do that great when he's with other people...

For the most part.

At max it can be him and like two other dudes...

And from what we've seen on camera, no chicks.

The chicks Zane's had with him ON camera, have been either just like random chicks, or total trainwrecks.

That's the danger of being on cam with Zane is like...

You're either gonna be this random, weirdly cool mofo who just comes into Zane's life outta the audience or outta nowhere...

Or you're gonna be a crackhead, lmfao =\

I am just saying.

So anyways, take it how you will but...

Zane is a dish best served alone.

[Mister Obvious]

You're either gonna be this random, weirdly cool mofo who just comes into Zane's life outta the audience or outta nowhere...

But I mean, we've LITERALLY WATCHED Zane get visited by agents, live on cam.

That's why the fuck he did what he did...

Because it was LIVE and that was its own kinda protection.

Zane was getting visited by agents when he was making SHIT content on YouTube, lmfao.

LMFAOOO!!!

THINK about that.

Like 80% of people we've ever seen in videos were not agents.

But some of them fucking were.

[Mister Obvious]

These days though it's not ALL THAT uncommon to see crazy shit on camera...

Shit is sorta wild out there right now which is why in a time of oversaturated media, Zane's pre-made vids are a good thing.

It is NOTHING NEW to see some crazy shit go down in a Zane video.

Which is why everyone should be happy that they aren't seeing him trying to capitalize on that.

He is delivering straight info to people in a controlled sorta way, it's a NECESSARY balance.

So on a purely critical, damn near mathematical analysis type of level, I think Zane is doing the right thing.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder if Zane would be a good acrobat.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane was getting visited by agents when he was making SHIT content on YouTube, lmfao.

Which was ALWAYS other peoples' fault, by the way.

By the FUCKING way.

[Mister Obvious]

If Zane ever made SHIT content, it was somebody else's fucking fault.

Listening to other people's direction is a horrible idea.

Unless it's immediate physical level type shit.

[Mister Obvious]

There's always a risk you're gonna have some obnoxious low vibe level motherfuckers in your vids when they are being shot live...

And you're gonna do dumb nasty shit too.

But Zane has always been good at being live on camera, he actually does a great job...

It's the PLACES he's been in that have been truly fucking God awful, lmao!

Yikes man...

FUCK other places.

I personally love America and I do really think being anywhere else is a lame idea.

Like at least be in North America, but to be anywhere too extreme, like hardcore north or hardcore south??

Meh, I don't think it's desirable.

I don't like watching it.

I don't give a faaahhhk about Alaska lmfaooo.

Or Mexico. ESPECIALLY not Mexico, lmao!

Agh, I'm sorry. I just gotta be honest.

[Mister Obvious]

Alaska might be good because of the latitude and proximity to Russia though.

[Mister Obvious]

1:21 he's right.

Like I keep saying, it's all about space...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-17026.html

[MO’s Secret Sauce]

I’m always happy when Zane posts new content because that means I also get more MO content! You can’t imagine the things I’d let you do to me!

[Mister Obvious]

That's kinda hot.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I like Zane I don't care, always will, each to their own, I can handle such an archetype of Scorpio.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is fucking killing it with these videos.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like Zane is gonna take us on an adventure.

[Mister Obvious]

This series is easily one of my fave things Zane has ever done.

[Mister Obvious]

Imagine dropping $10K on a single fucking penny...

I find it pretty suspicious.

[Mister Obvious]

I think "imperfections" in these coins are just made up reasons to sell them and it's a scam.

And this isn't an attack on Zane, I mean it's not like he INVENTED this bullshit, lmao!

But I just think it's gotta be some kinda inside scheme.

The bills make way more sense than coins do.

IMO, but...

Maybe that's just dumb and I'm wrong.

I can understand collecting ANCIENT coins.

You don't have to HAVE A REASON to collect coins...

That's one of my other beefs with this.

Especially if they're old or foreign (to you).

I just think the imperfections thingy is such BS and it's NOT a reason by itself to collect coins.

Alright, I said my piece.