Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

I AM THE CREAM.

[Master Oblivious]

I AM THE CREAM.

Yeah..and? White room, black "curtains" 

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

What a beautiful thumbnail...

Sweet fuck.

0:30 lol.

1:10 oh I'd be freaking out hard if I only had that much water left.

2:47 look at the sparkle in his eyes, he just loves this shit. That's a natural human right there.

3:30 this is exactly what Zane should be doing. He's doing fine. It's good clean fun.

4:20 he doesn't like humidity and that's the problem with being in the more easterly south.

9:43 lmfaolol gettin' naked in the woods!!!

11:20... God. Zane looks so good for a homeless guy.

12:30 I'm glad Zane decided to side with the smart people and got himself some bandanas. Dunno how the fuck he survived before.

14:43 I completely agree with him there.

[Mister Obvious]

3:13 poor Zane, sigh.

Hmmm.

Wonder what he'll do?

You guys think maybe he's gonna try to go back out west??

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe his ex girlfriend in SoCal should give him all his fuckin' gear back so he can go hang out in the dessert wilderness with some solar panels.

The only bad thing about Zane being in Arizona and Cali is that whole Mexico thing...

Zane should be banned from Mexico on a spiritual level.

If he didn't have that little problem, then it would be no question that he belongs in AZ or CA.

Especially AZ.

[Mister Obvious]

If I was gonna live in the wilderness, I'd be doing it in Arizona or southern Utah.

[Mister Obvious]

6:34 lmao.

[Master Oblivious]

3:13 poor Zane, sigh.

Hmmm.

Wonder what he'll do?

You guys think maybe he's gonna try to go back out west??

2:23 but uhhh.... (orbital laser canon brain blast)

[Mister Obvious]

2:23 but uhhh.... (orbital laser canon brain blast)

Well, it's a looooooooooong story bruv.

[Master Oblivious]

6:34 lmao.

It's true. They taste worse than shit smells. Grub worms.
I had to try it though.

So much food in the woods in Texas. No need for that shit. 

You don't need anything except knowledge.
The woods provide all the materials you need.  

He brought charcoal but no lighter? Boil that shit. 
filtering it just makes it pretty and gets most shit but
fire kills it all.

[Master Oblivious]

If I was gonna live in the wilderness, I'd be doing it in Arizona or southern Utah.

Gorgeous to chill but wilderness...I'd pick the south pacific, maybe around the Fiji islands. Beauty and abundance of food and water with very little struggle to maintain a quality of life. 
It has everything you except a volleyball and sharpie.

[Mister Obvious]

Gorgeous to chill but wilderness...I'd pick the south pacific, maybe around the Fiji islands.

Well why don't you and Zane get a fuckin' boat and go over to your DAMN south Pacific islands.

I am done with shithole countries and if you don't want the desert, I'll take it.

[Mister Obvious]

Willingness to accept life in shithole countries is a LOW VIBE existence.

lerl

But you guys can have it if you want it.

I guess somebody's gotta.

[Mister Obvious]

Ya fuckin' LOOK the part, tell you that much.

[Mister Obvious]

Both of ya.

[Master Oblivious]

Well why don't you and Zane get a fuckin' boat and go over to your DAMN south Pacific islands.

I am done with shithole countries and if you don't want the desert, I'll take it.

lol... shithole countries. You know the desert and your yearning for it is a representation of sexuality of course. 
I LOVE the desert too, but only like visiting. Must be that whole scorpion thing you got going on...

[Mister Obvious]

Desert = sex?



Fuck, man...

You might be right.

[Mister Obvious]

My first instinct was to disagree but then I was like ah man, he's right.

[Master Oblivious]

Both of ya.

LMAO! everyone get's a louisville slugger "sans" lubrication, sheeeee?