Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Live in over an hour...

Sooo late, OMG.

I'm too tired.

Alaska time sucks balls.

Get the fuck out of there, Zane.

People don't even like it anymore.

[Mister Obvious]

Alaska is sooooo boring.

It's like when there's nothing on TV even when you have like 1000 channels.

[Mister Obvious]

I want Zane to go somewhere that doesn't SUCK.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane. BRO.

Go somewhere that doesn't SUCK.

[Mister Obvious]

It's an honest request.

Even you think Alaska sucks right now, be real about it.

Go back some other time when it's not stupid to be there.

It's so boring OMG, I can't stand it.

[Mister Obvious]

Soooo fucking boring, OMG.

[Mister Obvious]

GO SOMEWHERE ELSE, OMGGGGG.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking God, just please let it be over soon. Seriously. SOOOOOO tired of Alaska.

[Mister Obvious]

GO SOMEWHERE BETTER.

[Mister Obvious]

GO SOMEWHERE WITH BETTER COLORS.

[Mister Obvious]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[Guest]

Mo do you moan and groan on holiday . for real you are acting like a spoiled child and you need like a spanking i think

[Mister Obvious]

Whatever. Zane has my list of demands, and really, it's for the best anyway.

[somethingelseishere]

GO SOMEWHERE WITH BETTER COLORS.

Hobby Lobby?



For real though, that used to be a thing for me, kinda.

Me: "Dude, let's get high and go walk around Hobby Lobby 'til they kick us out?!"
Friend: "You're fucking retarded, you know that right??"
Me: "Sounds like fear to Me!"
Friend: "Dude, sounds like I'm going to another friend's house"
Me: "Boooowaaaaahhhhcckkk"
Friend: *turns head to the right, closes eyes, shakes head*

Seriously though, I think we DID actually do that once.
We didn't get kicked out cuz we were model customers. 

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like the most innocent drug-influenced past-time ever.

Zane could learn from that.

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently his video is live now...

*yawn*

Yay, Alaska.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude these guys Zane's with sound creepier than fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

This is suck and boring and I don't think I can even watch it.

Zane's just making a bunch of gay jokes while these creepy dudes are in the background moaning and grunting.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude these guys Zane's with sound creepier than fuck.

This is suck and boring and I don't think I can even watch it.

Zane's just making a bunch of gay jokes while these creepy dudes are in the background moaning and grunting.

I'm so weirded out.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane just said he wishes Dylan (the young guy from the bar/pool video that I said he was sweet on) would travel with him cuz he's sooo down for anything.