Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure Lupo bought them hookers!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Zane seems uncomfortable lmao.

[Guest]

I want zane interacting with Cuervo more. These new characters dont belong in this story

[Mister Obvious]

Seems like Zane's in for a weird night.

[Mister Obvious]

People in the chat are hating this stream, and I gotta say, it is mildly creepy for a plethora of reasons.

[Guest]

Here's where he is staying:

https://www.hotelerwin.com/food-drink/hi...op-lounge/

Pretty swanky for a bum....

[Guest]

Same view from his live stream the other night:

https://www.hotelerwin.com/food-drink/hi...op-lounge/

[Mister Obvious]

His subscriber Lupes paid for it and bought them hookers apparently...

[Mister Obvious]

I guess real friends buy you hookers??

No idea man, but if some stranger weirdo from the internet came around and tried to buy me prostitutes, I'd be weirded out.

[Mister Obvious]

Just that back 'n forth banter that oozes "Dunno who you are and from what I can see and hear, your life sounds weird and I can't relate, but I guess it's time to fuck!?"

His friend sounded like one of those sleazy dudes who goes to Asia just to pay dirt cheap prices for hookers.

And when those same guys go for hookers in America, they ain't paying top dollar, let me put it to you that way.

I bet Zane got budget hookers.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like they got trapped in a shitty old elevator at the hotel for a while.

This must have been after the hoes left. Or maybe the hoes were waiting elsewhere.

Maybe Zane and his buddy went out to get some full body condoms and got stuck in the elevator on their way back...

Talk about divine intervention?!

[Mister Obvious]

According to Zane, the woman they were with lastnight was a mystery guest/subscriber...

So I guess it wasn't a paid hooker!?

Well, this may be the first time I've ever been wrong in life. I am going to try and forget it!

[Mister Obvious]

1:07:50 OMG look at this cute chick. Holy shit!!!

[Mister Obvious]

She's SOOOOOOOOOHHHHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOO cute. I can't watch. It's too awkward. I can't watch.

[Mister Obvious]

Well I guess Zane is off to the airport to head back to Dallas...

He may also be taking some hookers with him.

They might be keistered in his bunghole...

Just cuz you can't see the hoes don't mean they ain't there.

[Mister Obvious]

Listen, I know I'm a douchebag cuntass asshole meanieface meanass assfuck of a bitch... you don't have to tell me.

[Mister Obvious]

If Zane was my dad, but he made me a rose quartz jewelry, I would like him anyway.

[Mister Obvious]

Did he miss his flight or something??

No idea what's going on!!!

After being asked, Lupo says that he doesn't feel too great about leaving Zane homeless on the beach, but he thinks he'll survive.

My advice to Zane would be don't roll over on a needle, buddy!!!

Zane's gonna be one of many homeless folks on Venice Beach tonight.

[Mister Obvious]

Did he miss his flight or something??

No idea what's going on!!!

After being asked, Lupo says that he doesn't feel too great about leaving Zane homeless on the beach, but he thinks he'll survive.

My advice to Zane would be don't roll over on a needle, buddy!!!

Zane's gonna be one of many homeless folks on Venice Beach tonight.

Sounded rowdy out there in the daytime. I thought he was leaving Cali, why is he still there? Did he just stop shark hunting earlier than expected? Or did he need to take the ride to the airport a few days in advance??

[Mister Obvious]

I can tell that Zane doesn't understand why people are all weirded out by a little BO.