Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Can't believe he took his boots off...

[Mister Obvious]

Tying your gear together with a pair of $140 shoes like a bauble...

My sleeping tent/backpack/zippered tarp idea is excellent.

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You could hide all your gear in it.

This is just bait.

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He's just a big piece of bait on the beach.

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Zane needs to chill calling out people at businesses.

He'd have respected Zane if he'd asked for the room free or whatevs.

But he just leases the Ferrari, it's not like he owns it.

[Mister Obvious]

Of course it's brand new... they always get the new ones just like the iPhones. They never buy the iPhones, they just make payments on it then exchange it for the new one.

[Mister Obvious]

Two ways to look at it...

They live a lie, or...

They're doing it right.

[Mister Obvious]

These are the literal wolves of the world...

Not THE most evil people but they're ruthless/brazen.

He needs to lay off Ferrari dude, he's being judgmental and making a lot of assumptions.

He doesn't know that guy's fucking life.

[Mister Obvious]

I think it was smart and the right choice for Lupo to hang out with Zane. I'm sure he had a great time walking around Venice and seeing all the crazy action and the view, and I'm sure it was cool to see the dig site.

[Mister Obvious]

After all, these online broadcasts are history in the making... everyone's, not just Zane's!

[Mister Obvious]

Crazy... there's so much material out there, it could never be sorted through.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmao now the guest phone is ringing.

Some lady called in and told Zane how he can more likely survive the situation he's in tonight.

Now a guy called and I guess he said something...

And now he's yelling at someone.

[Mister Obvious]

He was yelling at someone on the phone who is mad that Zane missed his flight and things are fucked up... saying he should be trying to get to Texas and Zane snapped saying that it'd take a special flight at this point.

Man...

What the eff.

Sounds like Zane cut it all way too close.

[Mister Obvious]

He's going to keep the camera rolling while he sleeps.

That phone call was the last straw for him...

Never seen Zane snap like that before, it was intense.

Kinda like a hurt animal caught in a fence or something!

[Mister Obvious]

Well last night was a rough one for Zane, huh folks??

Shit, I wonder what he's gonna do.

Poor feller...

[Guest]

Man that hotel manager really triggered Zane. He's all offended because the guy wouldn't give him free whiskey? He gave them $50 off the room. What the hell else does he expect? It wasn't their fault there was a power outage!

Then he gets all offended because the guy was looking him up and down because he's dressed like a bum in a resort hotel? lol

What a dumb ass.

It's hilarious listening to him getting all butthurt taking about how he's so special because he's got a FEW losers who 'follow' him on the internet.

Shit man, he couldn't even get respect from the other homeless people out there. lmao

Zane, get a clue. You're a fucking bum. Nobody respects bums. Nobody cares if you broadcast your life's failures on the internet either. Other bums don't respect you because you're like some sort of 'entitled bum' who thinks he's better than the other bums.

hahahaha

I got news for you Zane, you're a stinky nasty bum and nobody really wants to be around you in real life for very long.

This shit is hilarious. Really it is.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is feeling sorry for himself and forgetting to have compassion.

I'm sure he'd be friends with Ferrari guy if they had a chance and things were different in life.

Ferrari guy had every right to react to Zane in whatever way he did.

[Mister Obvious]

He's still under the lifeguard thingy.

He really needs to get the fuck out of there...

Lmfao.

God.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is getting some good massage lovin' from a massage parlor dude right now.

Interesting that people would just like, randomly stop somewhere for a massage.

[Mister Obvious]

Just listening to this is making me want Mexican food so fucking bad.