Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
This is the best sleep Zane's had in a long time...

How long does he have this room? I assume one night.

Are we gonna see housekeeping barge in on him?
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Maybe he'll shift around and pop a boner for us. He can't pull the covers back up if he's asleep.
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Intermission:
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Oh my God...

Space Cowboy is hanging out in the hotel room with Zane and he's smoking out of the can.

LMFAO housekeeping really did just try to get into the room.

ROFLROFL. Ew Space Cowboy's pants are falling down and I can see his crack.

This is effing nasty.

Dude I've had enough of Flagstaff. Where we going next?

I love Zane for keeping that knife on his belt. So sexy.

Makes me wanna fuck so bad.

Dude, check out Zane's eyeballs...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...f16f42.png

I wanna see that shit in super hi-res HD.
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(05-21-2018, 12:52 PM)Trix Wrote:

He gave out the fucking room number and now viewers are calling him. Facepalm, I told him it was a bad idea.
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Just unplug the phone Zane.
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Squirrel Lips is so lucky to be talking to Zane right now.
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Zane is so fucking amazing.
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1-800-HOBO-SEX. ROFLROFLROFL.
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OMG Zane is wearing a cut up TRIX STYLE SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's so hot.
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LMFAO Space Cowboy: "Oh, my God, help me."
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Oh shit that was the funniest thing he's said.
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People better not call in too much though...

The front desk will get tired of forwarding calls.
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Dancing Banana 
People are saying it looks like a gay hobo porn is about to happen...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...f10d5a.png
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Space Cowboy feels the absence of the audience and presence in the room when Zane grabs the camera and goes outside...

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...402682.png
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Bwahahahahaha he just picked up Mack's shit on cam with one of those baggies.

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...eeb357.png

http://images.sectual.com/upload/2018/05...dc54e6.png

Life with Zane... it's beautiful.
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trix so many of these new hobos you are attracting wanna screw you cuz you represent wholesomeness , just be careful

you could end up in that hobbit house with aids and scabs
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There's only room for one hobo in my heart, Guest!
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Dude Mack was just shitting out some nasty diarrhea with a fuckin' doggy boner.

That was TMI and graphic AF.
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Zane turned down a deal to be on a Discovery Channel show about Alaska.

He says he's glad he didn't because they had lawsuits for not paying people.

He says they had to agree to scripted crap before they signed contracts.

Zane is so much better than TV... so much better, so much greater.

He is a pioneer of new entertainment, the internet era of REAL entertainment, with REAL people, not scripted, not contrived at all. Straight up LEGIT.

That's who Zane is...

Never sell out Zane. Keep ultimate control over everything you do. If you don't, you'll just be fucking yourself in the end.

The controllers want to try the whole "contract" thing with the internet era entertainment too, but they're only getting the least entertaining, most bland and non-creative people to sign on for that because they're dense and only want fame.

The power of the internet era entertainment is that the control is in the peoples' hands... we answer to no one.
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