Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Dink Beaver]

[Mister Obvious]

Well made video by Cal.

[Fungi]

Stoned wiriing diagrams yo wtf can you imagine this? This makes me turn the power off and call the cops lmao

[Dink Beaver]

Zane acts different arount this billie jean king lesbian, like he is a beta 

[Mister Obvious]

Leagues beyond fucking disturbing.

Where I just tuned in Zane said they are like 4 blocks from the border.

So Cal's not involved in this?? I bet he ditched the Tijuana shit hard as fuck after he found out Zane was intending to impose on him with his bizarre new girlfriend. He's waiting for her to come out of the store... she's probably shoplifting or starting a fight with a random stranger like she did when they were at The Range.

How the fuck is he hanging around with this troublemaking chick trying to go to Mexico instead of just throwing in the towel on this stupid shit and going back to his wife back in Texas? Because let's be honest... one of these things is a way better idea than the other. I'll leave it to the rocket scientists out there to figure out which is which.

If I was Zane's wife I'd be fucking pissed that he's trying to run off to Mexico with some... woman. You KNOW they're gonna be having sex together... I GUARANTEE you his wife wouldn't touch him with a 10 ft. pole. She's not stupid.

I can hear it in the voices of these Mexicans talking outside this store...

This shit isn't going to work out too well for them.

This "Country" chick... as fucked up as she is, she is trying to help Zane and give him some sort of directive and some sort of guidance. Some sort of helpful advice. It's just sad because they're like two helpless fucked up "ex druggies" trying to like... navigate life somehow. I think Country is smarter than Zane is. I think she has more sense than he does. Other than being trashy and starting fights with people she doesn't even know and leaving them with the impression that she's a fucking crazyperson... she's really not that bad.

But HIS WIFE... Jesus. To think of her place in all this and the fact that THIS is her husband... who made all these weird decisions, on one hand, to be in servitude to her every whim, and on the other hand run fast and far away to literally be homeless rather than be with her. What a strange, sad dichotomy. I'd rather be with her.

I personally truly believe that Country and Zane are the perfect match. She should be glad for the time that she got to fuck Zane before he started sliding down the other side. When he was a cleaner, vaguely more responsible piece of sweet delicious manmeat. Now he's just... I don't even know.

If they do by some miracle get over the border... the spirit of the Mexican speaks a magnetized attraction of ill winds. And that's what I don't like about Zane... he either can't hear it, or he ignores it. If it's the latter... shame on him.

Zane and Country are about to exercise some strange karma together.

[Mister Obvious]

And again...

The worst part about it all is trying to bring the dog into all this shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane's right, the real magic trick is gonna be getting back into the US. We know he's wanted in like 5 states... wonder how many states Country is wanted in? Maybe she'll get cleared for re-entry and be able to take Mack back to Slab City...

[Mister Obvious]

Mexico looks rough as fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

Incredibly depressing.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like the cell service is awful in Mexico.

[Mister Obvious]

Mexico is gorgeous I'm sure... where there's ocean.

They'll probably never even see the ocean while they're there.

Piss poor cell service, can't livestream...

All there is to do is drugs and homeless people sex.

Where's the TV guide?

[Fungi]

COme visit me trix lol

[Mister Obvious]

No offense, Fungi, but I'd rather go to Mexico.

But only Acapulco of course.

[Mister Obvious]

Now they're in a totally disgusting looking hotel room which appears to have only one bed as far as I can tell.

Now they're consuming drugs that Country admitted she smuggled across the border up one of her... holes.

This is Zane's life...

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently Country is the one known as "Mack's Momma"...

Ah, I see...

So it's the reckoning.

Zane is outnumbered.

[Mister Obvious]

It's almost kind of beautiful to see this hobo love affair unfold...

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I'm totally disgusted...

But that's only my personal opinion, I'm sure everyone else thinks it's great.

I'm sure Zane's wife absolutely loves it.

[Mister Obvious]

The burgeoning romance between these two makes me want to shoot myself in the face with a 19 million volt stun gun in order to feel some pleasure in life again...

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is asking the Mexican speaking pharmacist for vicodin...

What an asshole.

[Mister Obvious]

These two are a match made in lowlife heaven. They're literally trashier than Mexico.

He's cussing and everything while he's talking to these Mexican pharmacists, as if it's not hard enough for them to understand what the fuck he's saying. And how rude to the lady there who actually does speak english to have to deal with his gringo ass.