Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

I kinda do now that I saw Zane and Cuervo eating it, not gonna lie.

[Mister Obvious]

PLOTWIST: He's a Zane viewer local to the area who was watching on livestream and stalked down the restaurant they were at so he could be in their video on the sly. He'll be posting or emailing me shortly with all his details including Western and Chinese zodiac signs so I can decide whether or not we should get together and bang. Thank you Zane!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Apparently in this stream they're gonna tell us "what happened" to Country yesterday.

I doubt they ever get around to it though.

[Mister Obvious]

PLOTWIST: He's a Zane viewer local to the area who was watching on livestream and stalked down the restaurant they were at so he could be in their video on the sly. He'll be posting or emailing me shortly with all his details including Western and Chinese zodiac signs so I can decide whether or not we should get together and bang. Thank you Zane!!!

Bumping this to the new page because it's so much more important than anything else.

[Mister Obvious]

Country basically said spending time with Cuervo was totally fucking depressing, totally sucked, and was complete and utter shit and she hated it because it sucked and Zane has terrible taste in people.

[Mister Obvious]

I added that last part.

LMFAO.

She said she was upset because Zane took so long and she thought something had happened to him.

So basically typical women shit.

It's understandable.

And a position she'll end up in with Zane many more times if she actually travels with him.

[Mister Obvious]

The burgeoning romance between Zane and Country is increasingly apparent with each livestream.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude oh my God so Zane is trying to lick Country's armpit because people in livestream chat keep asking him to.

It was pretty funny really. It was cute, hah! But now his phone keeps making all these noises.

[Mister Obvious]

They're totally gonna fucking bang tonight.

[Mister Obvious]

Country is funny, LOL. She's saying Cuervo left her alone with a pimp and a ho.

And basically it was all scary and uncomfortable and shit LMFAO.

She just said she has a son who is in prison.

So... he's gotta be at least 18, probably 20 or older. But let's just say he's 20.

If she had him at 18 then that makes her 38. So she's probably between 38-42 like I said.

"Fat biscuit he-she pimps"... LMFAOOO.

[Mister Obvious]

Somebody finally asked Country how old she is...

She said she's 45.

Let me see what that means...

If she's already had her b-day this year, she's a 1973 Ox...

OMG I WAS GONNA SAY SHE WAS AN OX EARLIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should have posted that shit, OMG I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

If she hasn't had her birthday yet...

She COULD be a 1972 Rat.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm going with Ox though because of the impression I had of her earlier...

She kinda reminded me of Woody Harrelson and I looked it up and found out he's an Ox.

So it all makes sense.

Sometimes the signs have certain mannerisms and other traits that cause them to appear similar.

[Fungi]

Its Rat or OX yup hard to determine which.
Or she could just lie about her age like most people lol

[Mister Obvious]

Mack is like Country and Zane's child.

It's like watching a family vacation here.

With lots of smoking out of a can pipe and drinking cheap alcohol.

[Fungi]

She looks older than 45.

[Mister Obvious]

The last thing Zane said on the stream was "That whole back 'n forth"...

Yeah I bet him and Country are about to do some "back 'n forth" after they finish off that bottle.

I wonder if Mack will bark at them incessantly throughout the entire sex act like Randy and Evie Quaid's dog?

[Mister Obvious]

She looks older than 45.

You said she was good looking the other day bro.

I put her around 38-42 so I was slightly surprised.

[Fungin]

No I fuckin didn't show me where? OMFG lmao
Nah just nah.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean she isn't a bad looking bitch