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Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
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08-29-2018, 10:00 PM
lol they lost Cuervo he went to walmart with a hooker and hasn't been seen in 2.5 days hahahaha he tried to use mac to panhandle at walmart and mac almost bit 2 people and ran off into walmart hahahaha fuck man this sounds like fear and loathing in mexico the movie hahahaha
08-29-2018, 10:07 PM
(08-29-2018, 09:05 PM)MrFungi Wrote: I KNOW THIS!! No he wasn't smuggling drugs he knows some rancher there apparently who helps him out with something 
08-29-2018, 10:22 PM
Somebody needs to write a fan-fiction.
“Fifty Shades of Greene”... 
08-29-2018, 10:25 PM
08-29-2018, 11:37 PM
08-30-2018, 12:32 AM
JimiTheHobo is in the chat Zane giving him shit in a nice way I wonder how this will turn out?
08-30-2018, 05:26 AM
08-31-2018, 12:42 AM
Apparently Zane has a crush on this long time Van Traveller I never even heard of her before.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh3SpI_...0JQ/videos
08-31-2018, 02:43 AM
He’s mentioned Corn like 1000 times, I think she’s from the Slabs, good friend to him.
08-31-2018, 02:54 AM
08-31-2018, 03:16 AM
So I just randomly woke up in the middle of the night and saw Zane was livestreaming himself sleeping apparently...
I was like WTF and checked out Cal’s channel, this is what they were doing tonight: Why the fuck, how the fuck... This shit is depressing as hell! The fucking camera keeps moving by itself in Zane’s vid (creepy as fuck) and I can hear Cal snoring in the background (not like hella loud but you know)... What are they DOING?! This looks uncomfortable and not conducive to rest whatsoever. What country are they IN??? That shit looks even more depressing than Mexico, LMFAO?!  43:40 so they’re sleeping in an abandoned prison, and Zane sounds kind of unwell. Imagine having to sleep on that hardass floor when you don’t feel 100%... Something is whack about this!!! Doesn’t look like a fun mission. 48:50 people say some funny shit on these livestream comments though, talking about how Space Cowboy is lurking outside waiting for them to fall asleep, ROFLLL. These 2 broadcasts remind me of shit from the LONG distant past... I’m talking like shit from well over a decade ago. I recognize the vibes. Incredibly bizarre.
08-31-2018, 03:19 AM
True hobo sleeps on the concrete using his bag as a pillow. When he is tired he drops and sleeps no matter where.
That shit right there you can't make up.
08-31-2018, 03:22 AM
(08-31-2018, 02:54 AM)MrFungi Wrote: She has a Samurai Sword in her van I typically leave my swords at home, but I do have a variety of knives... Today I cleaned and lubed my hammers while I gave Birtha (the car) a wipe down after I got back... It’s very fun to carry lots of strange weaponry in your vehicle (it’s just necessary when you live in it), but I do find it hard to keep them accessible enough. I never travel through shitholes like Memphis anymore though (since the incident) so it’s not like I ever need them anyway... 
08-31-2018, 03:27 AM
The incident?
  Hammers?  Here you can't carry weapons in cars without a reason aka a hammer in a tool bag/belt, a machette in a backpack for camping. So I just carry a 2 foot socket extension bar with some tools keep them behind my seats in the sleeves on the back of the seats sor easy access and the cops can do nothing.
08-31-2018, 03:32 AM
Pathetic...
Fuck all countries besides America. Every last one can suck my fucking dick.
08-31-2018, 03:38 AM
08-31-2018, 02:29 PM
LMFAOMG that fucking hat though, where the fuck did he get that?! Bahahahahahaha. Oh my God that's fucking LLLLIIIITTTT. Wearing his headlamp necklace again. Fucking love this guy, would you just look at this shit. Zane and Cal are valley boys... that's hot. As fuck. 9:20 apparently that building they slept in lastnight is getting torn down today, they were the last people to ever sleep in there... that's kinda interesting. Zane is all smiles in this video, he looks great. 15:15 LMFAO Zane saying he's gonna wear the MAGA hat to Mexico, that's 20 kinds of fucked up LMFAOOO!!! 16:18 bwahahaha, damn Zane, speakin' my language!!! 16:47 LMFAOOOLOLOLOLOL. 17:10 Cal slept in the truck ROFLMAOOOOOOOO. Whoa what the fuck, Zane totally got raped by a prison inmate ghost lastnight, ripped out the crotch of his pants and shit, BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Been a long time since I had some ghost action, kinda jelly. 22:00 there's a lot of paranoia which seems to be swirling regarding who is who re: the trolls... quite a pointless effort. 23:34 - 24:04 it's at this point I'm just like (out loud) WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIS? LMFAOOO!!! Because it's just like... WHAT are we even WATCHING here??? It's two FRICKEN DUDES riding down a road in the middle of the FUCKIN' DESERT literally in the middle of fucking NOWHERE, I guarantee it... BROADCASTING IT LIVE ON THE FUCKING INTERNET. With a pretty clear fucking picture like 80% of the time too. It's just unbelievable. I'm fucking stunned... Like... WHO DOES THIS? WHAT IS THIS? HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? Obsessed. I'm fucking obsessed with the internet, I'm obsessed with pioneers like Zane and his buddy Cal... Zane's inspired people to do this. Whatever the fuck THIS even is. Technology y'all. I can't.
08-31-2018, 02:36 PM
*Wonders whether TrixxiePixxie is working for a media company*
08-31-2018, 02:39 PM
08-31-2018, 02:52 PM
(08-31-2018, 02:29 PM)Trix Wrote: 24:30 LMAO... hell yeah man FUCK that mudhole. (ROFL. That sounded bad.) 25:38 - 26:00 LMFAOLOLOL. 26:25 LMAO what are these idiots doing? Don't they fucking use a GPS? Lock it the fuck up, let's turn around in the middle of the road! LMFAO. 26:56 - 27:18 awe, Mack is so beautiful though. That ain't no sad face that's a love face bro. Kinda looks like he got into the rum tho. 28:17 LMFAO what the fuck, Zane put diesel in Cal's car? I'd be fuckin' somebody up over that shit, LMAO, I meeean. I always obsessively make sure I'm reaching for the right hose. (What the fuck is with this unintentional sexual innuendo?!) 29:20 ROFLMAO okay that fucked me the fuck up. BWAAAAHAHAHA. Dude FUCK all these damn cell phone spy devices out there, a motherfucker can't even get some damn gas without getting filmed these days. 35:45 Zane and Cal are like brothers... it's adorbs. 37:30 LMFAO I dunno, I honestly kinda feel like Zane is one of the less likely people to get punched for some shit like that. 38:02 LMFAO my Donald Trump lovechild. Zane knows the site lore, that is such an honor. Look how cool this motherfucker looks. BAHAHAHA this reminds me of the butt demon movie... |
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