Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

It's fucking on.

Mack's finally getting laid.

This is honestly miraculous and touching.

This is fucking true love right here.

I'm slain.

[Guest]

Zane vs. Trolls.. the Trix comes in the room

[Mister Obvious]

I just love farm life...

It's all about breakin' ass and mating.

This is the way people were supposed to live.

Plus, being on the farm inherently makes men sexier because they're doing super physical things...

And it really lets women know their place as the weaker sex too.

Just cook, take care of the progeny, and be ready to have that pussy TOOK...

At any time.

That's the place of a woman...

Cuervo needs to give me my skirt back though.

[Guest]

this is proof of flat earth trix , that horizon is like one hundred miles across and there aint a hint of curvature

you can gyrate for me though

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Dude I can't believe this thread is so fucking long, like WTF.



Noobs coming in here seeing all these pages be like "INSURMOUNTABLE TASK, DOES NOT COMPUTE."

I feel bad for y'all stumbling into the madness at this juncture...

I wonder how long it would take to read this thread.

It'd be worth it.

[Guest]

Zane is guiding us all to embrace the idea of a permanent vacation , just live on scraps we find along the way . He makes it look fun .

[Mister Obvious]

18:00 check out Zane's pretty nipples. Everybody's always commenting on them in chat.

It makes the ladies get all in a lather, and it makes the men blush.

He's wearing a cool necklace too, can't really get a clear look at it.

27:00 Cowboy Zane is the best, it's such a natural look on him.

33:00 it's very impressive... the progress in training the burro has been stellar.

These broadcasts from the farm are so peaceful and zen. Great content.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude the outfit that Cuervo is wearing would look GREAT on a cheerleader.

Cuervo does have some helpful and interesting stuff to say, I dig the guy enough.

THAT FARM LIFE THOUUUGH. Dude Zane is on a LEGIT fucking FARM.

This shit is amazing... there are even roosters. It's like... a desert farm?

30:00 dude oh my God LMFAO this motherfucker is LEGEEENNNDDD.

Necklace looks like the hidden hand (Hamsa)...

Either that or it's a mushroom, I really honest to God can't even tell.

It's wildly entertaining though, that's for sure...

I've noticed Zane seems to be a pro at this point. He's pro in "vlogging"... that's for fucking sure.

He's taken the "vlogging" genre and launched it into orbit, this is mixed with wildlife documentary camera person/Bear Grylls.

Things that make you go what the actual total fuck.

Look how happy those pigs are!!!

LOL the end of this vid, how did the farm house turn into this dark shit?? Like it's not even just "dimly lit", it's dark as fuck...

Wasn't it just daytime out there?? WTF happened??

This convo with Cuervo at the end is an interesting study of exchange between them.

LMFAOOO "Pinky's too white for me!"

Y'all gotta listen to the very end of that broadcast...

Fascinating study.

[Mister Obvious]

I haven’t been getting notifications from YouTube about Zane’s livestreams/vids and I’ve heard other people complaining about the same thing. I think YouTube has put in place so many secret algorithms that they’ve lost track and now they’re just lost in the system fucking up random shit.

Listen to all that noise from the roosters, it’s practically still dark. You’d have to go to bed at like 7PM to get enough sleep.

He’s using a tree stump as a pillow, that’s hardcore.

7:36 LMFAOMG is that TRUE?!



9:00 aaawwweee, Mack and his girlfriend, so damn cute.

19:37 LMAOLOLOL knocking on Cal’s window.

50:15 that’s a dire mismatch in patterns on Cuervo’s part.

51:50 I love to watch man style cooking. The buck knife as the only utensil. ROFLMAO.

Not to mention the eye candy of Zane’s scantily clad cowboy body... you know the ladies love watching this. Wonder if anyone else masturbates to these videos? Besides Space Cowboy of course.

[Mister Obvious]

Dude Cal legit stood in front of Zane’s cam and blocked the view when Zane got on an equine for the very first time...

What kind of an asshole does that?

And you could tell Zane did really well too, smooth and gentle.

But we couldn’t fucking see it because Cal announced he was going to block the camera view, then literally did just that...

Bitch, you’re fired.

[Mister Obvious]

It’s not like I’m going to Cal’s channel to see his ninja’d view of Zane mounting...

You could have gotten the shot from any other angle.

[Mister Obvious]

I view that as disrespect...

That’s like stalking a wildlife documentary camera guy and jumping out from behind the bushes and mooning the camera when he’s about to get a long awaited rare shot.

[Mister Obvious]

All of his new vid descriptions say "Repairing rust on the van. Preparing it for bedliner paint job." That has to be preset from YEARS back.

Dude Cal is like a mean older brother...

Or an annoying younger brother, I can't really tell.

He needs to get bitchslapped. Anybody wanna powder my pimp hand?



Come on, it's for the views.

Why would they just randomly go to Slab City??

Why are they saying it's burnt and destroyed? It looks the same to me.

[Guest]

I figured out why they fucked Inzanes video it was the meth, its ok if you smoke weed on youtube cos weed is legal in California where Google is. 
Not all of Cali but where Google is it is.

[Guest]

this little girl hurts my feelings  trix  , i demand you stop tormenting me even if you think i am  saying wrong or weird things you need to give me only positive affirmations  

cmon i thought we talked about this last week

[Mister Obvious]

That’s the power of Side-Eye Chloe...

Making grown men feel like silly little bitches.

I identify very much with the emotive expression of this little one.

I have felt the same way many times, but probably never so effortlessly expressed it.

This world of idiots is not always entertaining, and we don’t all share the same goals and desires, not by a long shot.

Side-Eye Chloe reminds us it is okay to scathingly disapprove.

[Mister Obvious]

Great footage of Bonnie and Clyde... looks like they straight up love each other. They seem totally ready to hit the road, it's been magical watching all this unfold.

Pretty interesting tripod setup he's got going on. I dig Zane's inventor side.

Check out Cuervo just walking around in his pretty skirt all up in the shot.

Makes me wanna don a kilt and wear a buck knife.

But for real, is Cuervo even Scottish?

[Mister Obvious]

Is he saying that's literally the back of his actual phone though??

[Mister Obvious]

20:00 Zane is so proud of his phone fan invention.

24:00 Bonnie so pretty and she's totally getting used to being pet and loved.

34:00 damn look at them running around and kicking up that dirt. They're huge, powerful animals.

37:00 they're talking about trying to lasso Clyde... sounds kinda gnarly.

OMG Cuervo's coming at him with a lasso.

44:00 LOL Clyde started hiding behind Bonnie.

47:00 the goats are great... they're such interesting animals too what with the way they climb things. I've seen them climbing mountains.