Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Did those Mexicans who told Cuervo that Zane "went back" HAPPEN TO HAVE A BURRO WITH THEM THAT LOOKED LIKE BONNIE???

[Mister Obvious]

Does Zane seem like the type who would just "GO BACK" to fucking YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Angelsimplepleasures]

And he said Zane didn't cross over then said he did and went back, of that's what "some mexicans said" WTF and how does Cuervo have service and not Zane???

[Ty]

Angel emailed me screencaps...

Cuervo says they crossed and made it out to a mountain. Cuervo says he spent a "torturous night" on a "Mexican mountain" but doesn't specify whether Zane was there.

He says that Zane got "wasted" on a "wild mountaintop" and "went back" ACCORDING TO "what some Mexicans said"...



So "SOME MEXICANS" told Cuervo that Zane "went back"...



Cuervo says now he is "way out" there "following powerlines".

My question is WHY THE FUCK doesn't Cuervo know FIRST HAND where the fuck Zane went, or that he "went back" FOR CERTAIN?

What Mexicans told him Zane went back??? Mexicans on the path to cross illegally? "Some Mexicans" RANDOMLY OUT IN THE FUCKING DESERT??

I might have to ask Ocotillo to drive around jacumba and see if he sees any traces of Zane. If "went back" means "went back".

[Angelsimplepleasures]

Does Zane seem like the type who would just "GO BACK" to fucking YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nope!

[Guest]

Angel emailed me screencaps...

Cuervo says they crossed and made it out to a mountain. Cuervo says he spent a "torturous night" on a "Mexican mountain" but doesn't specify whether Zane was there.

He says that Zane got "wasted" on a "wild mountaintop" and "went back" ACCORDING TO "what some Mexicans said"...



So "SOME MEXICANS" told Cuervo that Zane "went back"...



Cuervo says now he is "way out" there "following powerlines".

My question is WHY THE FUCK doesn't Cuervo know FIRST HAND where the fuck Zane went, or that he "went back" FOR CERTAIN?

What Mexicans told him Zane went back??? Mexicans on the path to cross illegally? "Some Mexicans" RANDOMLY OUT IN THE FUCKING DESERT??

Sounds like a Cuervo update, I'm just worried "The Hobo" is out there... Do you think Zane is headed back to the donkey ranch? Or is he following powerlines deeper into Mexico? Sounds odd, we need an update from Zane in the worst way.

[Angelsimplepleasures]

I might have to ask Ocotillo to drive around jacumba and see if he sees any traces of Zane. If "went back" means "went back".

Zane would have service there but do you think Cuervo is fucking with me?

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like it didn't take long into this retarded Mexican sojourn for Zane to get fucking ax murdered.

Good God.

Yes but went back

I guess

what some mexicans said

THAT'S CUERVO'S EXPLANATION FUCKING VERBATIM about WHERE THE FUCK ZANE IS.

REALLY CUERVO???

FUCKING REALLY???

THAT'S THE BEST YOU'VE FUCKING GOT???

[Mister Obvious]

CUERVO'S WORDS VERBATIM:

Angel:
You heard from Zane?


Cuervo:
Yes
Spent a torturous night on a mexican mountain
whisky and wild burro


Angel:
Did y'all make it across the border? [...]


Cuervo:
Yes
Me did
Zane got wasted on a wild mountaintop
Went back


Angel:
He didn't cross the border with you???


Cuervo:
I am way out here following powerlines
Steep as shit
Yes but went back
I guess
What some mexicans said

[Mister Obvious]

Zane would have service there but do you think Cuervo is fucking with me?

Zane didn't have service in Jacumba, he was there at the library and had to use their WiFi, that was the only way he got online.

My question is how the fuck does CUERVO HAVE SERVICE if he's so fucking "FAR OUT THERE"?

[Mister Obvious]

And he said Zane didn't cross over then said he did and went back, of that's what "some mexicans said" WTF and how does Cuervo have service and not Zane???

In the screencaps you sent me, Cuervo never says Zane didn't cross over with him.

[Mister Obvious]

But I mean...

The concept that Zane would turn around and go back less than 24 hrs. after crossing is fucking bullshit, we all know he's totally stubborn.

[Mister Obvious]

Do you think Zane is headed back to the donkey ranch? Or is he following powerlines deeper into Mexico? Sounds odd, we need an update from Zane in the worst way.

All we know is that Zane has DISAPPEARED and the only people who allegedly have SEEN HIM have been RANDOM MEXICANS in the DESERT who told Cuervo he "WENT BACK".

[ATC]

All we know is that Zane has DISAPPEARED and the only people who allegedly have SEEN HIM have been RANDOM MEXICANS in the DESERT who told Cuervo he "WENT BACK".

Sounds shady as hell. Don't know what to think. None of this seems in character for Zane.

[Mister Obvious]

In response to whether or not Zane crossed with him:

Cuervo:
Yes
Me did

"ME" DID?????

WHAT THE FUCK kind of typo is that???

[Angelsimplepleasures]

I just facetime Cuervo he was not messed up. He said Zame was with him across the border but left to come back soon after. That's what the mexicans they were hanging out with said. He said they slept on rocks & woke up & Zanes phonr was cracked. He said Zane kept losing his pack on Bonnie. Zane would have made it to reception by now I do know that. I am not sure what to say other than what Ty suggested.

[Mister Obvious]

It's fucking mind boggling to me that somebody is going to hit the "M" instead of the "W"...

They're on literal opposite sides of the keyboard...

I mean, if you look at it from a Freudian slip perspective, it's a little fucking bothersome.

[Mister Obvious]

I just facetime Cuervo he was not messed up. He said Zame was with him across the border but left to come back soon after. That's what the mexicans they were hanging out with said. He said they slept on rocks & woke up & Zanes phonr was cracked. He said Zane kept losing his pack on Bonnie. Zane would have made it to reception by now I do know that. I am not sure what to say other than what Ty suggested.

So Cuervo is in the middle of the fucking desert supposedly, and he's able to FACETIME with you... yet ZANE HAS NO SERVICE???

Zane's phone being cracked is nothing new. If he turned around and came back to cross again, he'd be heading toward reception.

[Angelsimplepleasures]

In response to whether or not Zane crossed with him:


"ME" DID?????

WHAT THE FUCK kind of typo is that???

Cuervo: Yes but went back
This was after i asked him if Zane crossed with him. I think its pg 2. Regardless, none of this sounds good

[Mister Obvious]

So they were OUT THERE IN THE FUCKING DESERT SLEEPING ON ROCKS AND HANGING OUT WITH RANDOM MEXICANS...

Then they wake up and Zane's PHONE IS CRACKED.

What the fuck, did aliens abduct Cuervo at some point??? WHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THIS DID ZANE TURN AROUND TO GO BACK WITHOUT CUERVO KNOWING??