Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Are they taking the dogs?

They better at least take Zane’s dog...

He’ll need something to keep him warm in those cold Alaska nights when he finally ditches the ball and chain.

The guy’s done his time.

[Mister Obvious]

Hopefully he’ll just get a job on a boat like he’s always talked about.

As far as Alaska women, they probably won’t be any more to look at than Priss is, but I bet they’d ACTUALLY be fun.

It makes my skin crawl when he calls Priss “fun” after she says some retarded shit in one of his vids. If we were never sure he was a liar before, I guess we can be certain of it now.

[Mister Obvious]

Priss and Zane are together because Priss was in love with Ty... probably since she first met him. So really Ty is still her #1... but he’s married so they obviously can’t be together. Zane was Ty approved, and Priss decided she’d snag him for that reason. I considered perhaps she thought there’d be a chance to hang out with Ty even more if she had Zane... but I decided against that theory because they were already around each other a lot anyway. Seems that’s not happened at all.

Maybe Ty encouraged Priss toward Zane in hopes of getting her off his own back. The only reason Priss ever had her faith based workout biz was because of Ty’s faith. Totally in love with him, and who can blame her... Ty’s a good looking nice guy. I guess he was already married when Priss met him at the gym. She probably feigned interest in whatever he was into and that’s probably how they cooked up the fitness/Christianity idea. He can sell that a lot better than she can, and she clearly has given up on it anyway... it didn’t get her what she wanted.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m sure she genuinely wanted to fuck ‘n suck Zane. After making sure he got real cleaned up first of course. Anybody with a pair of functioning eyeballs can see that Zane is hot as fuck.

But he was homeless at the time... and she basically decided she was gonna take him in and make him her bitch. She took advantage of his disadvantage.

[Mister Obvious]

She still does.

[Mister Obvious]

I also considered maybe she went after Zane to get back at Ty for never caving to her advances...

But it seemed like Ty was trying to play matchmaker by having Priss meet up with Zane in the first place...

Seems like Ty was just trying to be a nice dude and set her up with someone.

[Guest]

I think you should try out for a role in trailer park boys , a newfy christian that preaches to all the drunks and potheads carry your bible all over and dress respectfully

[Mister Obvious]

Why does he keep using the start of the stream on each video?

I mean I get it but FUCK.

Is he letting Priss edit his vids now? LMFAOOO!

I guess he just has to make every second count since Priss has had him out day laboring for months, he's gotta be super efficient with his filming/video time.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCDywSh...J_lUWB3mwQ

This is their new channel "Easy PZ Livin" where they'll be posting their van videos or whatever.

LMFAO look at that fucking cringe display picture...

What is that supposed to be his hand and her hand??

LMFAOOO...

It literally makes me want to beat my face into the desk until I'm fucking dead.

[Mister Obvious]

I guess that's his hand on the left.

[Mister Obvious]

Who the fuck decided to make it "LIVIN"??

It's fucking stupid...

I bet it wasn't Zane.

[Mister Obvious]

You can tell by the way he said it at the beginning of this video that he thinks it's fucking retarded.

[Mister Obvious]

Because it IS fucking retarded.

[Mister Obvious]

From here on out if it's fucking retarded, I'm just gonna assume Prissywhipped is responsible for it.

[Mister Obvious]

LMAO...

TBH.

Sifting through dirt.

Like...

I don't even think I'd watch a fucking supermodel sift through dirt.

I'm gonna go watch some other shit.

[Mister Obvious]

I miss Zane's hobo zest...

Maybe he'll stop bathing again once they get on the road.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane keeps calling his entire viewerbase "idiots"...

Hate to break it to ya Zane, but the same kind of people will always be attracted to you.

Doesn't matter how you "change" or what you name your channel or what kind of new adventures you go on.

It'll be all the same people and you can never escape that.

No one is gonna watch you (to do ANYTHING besides talk shit) if you keep calling everyone idiots.

Wake up hon.

[Mister Obvious]

Acting like Prissywhipped is the only person who ever believed in you...

Ahahahaha.

I'm guessing people like Kathi who gave you hundreds of dollars believed in you.

But naaah, they're all idiots huh Zane?

Your girlfriend is fucking boring and unlikable...

Wishing you the best of luck with your new channels, but the fact is, when you're alone (tell Prissywhipped to go take a hike while you record) you're gonna be a whole lot more entertaining.

Prissywhipped is not likable on any level and she won't get you views. I'm sure you've noticed that by now.

[Mister Obvious]

Even noobs who have never seen your other vids aren't going to be pulled in by her, much less stick around for her.

When you get to Alaska, find someone else.

[Mister Obvious]

If you want to use a chick for views, that is.

But if this is really what you want in life...

To settle down with a boring woman...

Then it looks like there's nothing more for you to achieve.