Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure it’s not worth going to Alaska just to fuck a lumberjack.

There are lumberjacks in more accessible states.

[Mister Obvious]

Alaska is where you go if you DEFINITELY don’t want anybody following you.

Although I have been tailed in stranger places.

[Mister Obvious]

Bahahahaha the stories I could tell.

And probably should!

[Mister Obvious]

Atleast she has a bitchin vanity and some shower soap racks suctioned to the door.

Fuckin’ LOL!!!

Far more than any woman needs!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Putting in a vanity, making sure Priss can curl her hair...

Is Zane trying to tell us he doesn’t like his bitches ugly??

[Mister Obvious]

“Just because we live in a van doesn’t mean you can look like shit!”



Hahaha, I beg to differ, Mr. Sperm Donor!

[Guest]

This at this retarded mother fucker:



lol

[Mister Obvious]

Wow dude...

So weird...

This is what Zane’s always done...

Patterns and cycles, same shit over and over.

Once you understand this, nothing and no one is a mystery anymore.

[Guest]

Wow dude...

So weird...

This is what Zane’s always done...

Patterns and cycles, same shit over and over.

Once you understand this, nothing and no one is a mystery anymore.

It's true.

I'm with you on the cycles thing.

It has opened my eyes to a lot of shit in my personal life lately.

[Guest]

lol at that piece of shit van in the cookie cutter neighborhood...

Zane had a pretty normal life there and he destroyed it, just like he did with his new Mexican girlfriend. 

Cycles...

How will this likely end?

Just like the last time, blow up the engine and abandon it on the side of the road. 

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah it’s interesting and it’s idiotic...

But it’s also a tad disturbing.

Zane’s loop is kinda short...

I mean most people don’t have a whole lot going on in their lives, most people don’t really do shit.

Or at least that’s what I assume because unlike Zane, most people haven’t openly shared a few go-arounds with their personal cycles for the whole world on the internet to see/study.

(Fakebook doesn’t count, LMAO!)

And Zane...

His personal cycles are short, so short that there’s this eerie sense of Groundhog Day about him.

[Guest]

I think they haven't posted a new video because those giant totes acted as a sail on the highway and flew right off. Then, because it apparently impossible to exchange money for goods anywhere north of Los Angeles, Z & P are entirely without the engineered protein they require to survive. Zane suggested that they eat some of the dog food, or even one of the dogs, but Priss decided to give up instead.

She made Zane drop her off at a mega church, so she could be among her tribe while she waited for her brother to drive up and pick her up. Zane did what he always does in crisis, and ran to the store to buy tall cans of cheap beer. Priss saw him do this, and to prevent him from drinking the devils brew, she grabbed the can and chugged it herself. In doing so, she awakened her long dormant genetic bud light lime receptor. Within an hour, she had shrunk another two inches and was piled into a green mid 1990s Honda Accord with 7 other cholos on the way to Disneyland.

[Joe Cool]

Genetic bud light lime receptor LMFAO!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like everybody calling Priss out for being Mexican is gonna be embarrassed when the truth comes out that she’s an Indian. The white man came along and mated with her people.

Those totes ARE huge though, they’ll probably leak too. Bud Light Lime, ROFLMAOLOLLL.

[Mister Obvious]

Her name is Lifts Much Weight, she’s of the Notaho tribe.

[Guest]

I know Zane always said she was crazy

But we all know damn well there is no chance Priss would be living out in the woods dirt ass poor when shes pregnant.

She would be covering here entire apartment in signs that say "Live Laugh Love", and asking Zane to wear a sympathy belly

Point is, if you got crazy dreams, you need a crazy partner.

Priss is like a dumb suburban girl that adopts a pit bull from the downtown shelter. Sooner or later, she is going to be watching in horror as it attacks the neighbor's Golden Retreiver.

[Mister Obvious]

lol at that piece of shit van in the cookie cutter neighborhood...

Zane had a pretty normal life there and he destroyed it, just like he did with his new Mexican girlfriend. 

Cycles...

How will this likely end?

Just like the last time, blow up the engine and abandon it on the side of the road. 

LOL...

Damn though.

If I was Priss and saw this shit, I’d be concerned.

But look I mean...

Zane is an ENTERTAINER first and foremost in this life, because ROFL.

LMFAOLOL @ how the video ends with a totally random mention of ayahuasca.

[Mister Obvious]

But we all know damn well there is no chance Priss would be living out in the woods dirt ass poor when shes pregnant.

She would be covering here entire apartment in signs that say "Live Laugh Love", and asking Zane to wear a sympathy belly

Roflmfaolooool.

Point is, if you got crazy dreams, you need a crazy partner.

Rings true.

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