Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa. Sorry! Dunno what got into me there?!

[Guest]

F*** you your site sucks zanes wife stupid w**** she doesn't even have cancer. She's a stupid b**** that lied about cancer. If you can't handle my criticism then you're just a stupid pussy b****. his wife is a dumb w****

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks... for sharing that.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

Pretty sure he meant 'witch'.

[Mister Obvious]

OMG I have an idea!!!

If Zane and Priss really are stranded in Washington, they can make videos PRETENDING they’re in Alaska!!!

If they go out in the woods, no one will know the difference!!!

[Dink Beaver]

Alaska highway ...broken down van, double homicide
Zane could have been in that same place had they made it over the border

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...-in-canada

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking yikes.

What a truly horrible story.

There’s a “Highway of Tears” where a serial killer keeps killing people but it was 1000km from where they were...

https://resize.hswstatic.com/w_907/gif/H...tears1.jpg

https://aptnnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2...562-01.jpg

[Mister Obvious]

Alaska is seedy as fuck, so it’s not surprising that this kind of shit goes on up toward that way. The western side of Canada isn’t the good part. LMAO!

[Mister Obvious]

I’m not too sure who would opt to drive that shit rather than take the ferry...

It’s straight up no man’s land in that deserted crap hole.

I get that the ferry is expensive, but so is driving thousands and thousands of miles through nothingness. LOL!

Fuck all that noise. If there isn’t a travel center at least every 50 miles, it ain’t worth driving.

[Mister Obvious]

Who the fuck wants to go to Alaska anyway? People try to abduct grown men in Alaska, it’s insane.

[Mister Obvious]

Not to mention boring and sad as fuck, AND there’s no fast food!!! LMAOOO!!!

[Mister Obvious]

TONS of rape too...

https://www.anchoragepress.com/columnist...bd374.html

[Mister Obvious]

Slab City and Alaska are probably pretty on par with rape! Probably even more rape in Alaska!

[Mister Obvious]

Cold, dark, no fast food, deadly wildlife, TONS of rape...

Gee babe, let’s take an adventure!!!

[Mister Obvious]

There isn’t a motherfucker alive who could talk me into roadtripping Alaska.

I feel bad for anybody who can be talked into that...

We’ll let Zane's wife off because she was already married to the fuckin’ guy, but otherwise no one in their right mind should actually choose that.

[Mister Obvious]

Canada’s basically the US backwards...

Western US is the only roadtrip worthy place in the country.

Eastern Canada is the only roadtrip worthy part of Canada.

There’s civilization in east Canada, not spread unmanageably far apart.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.anchoragepress.com/columnist...bd374.html

Rape in Alaska = 2.5 times the national average, SIX times the national average for children

I mean WOW...

I dunno if any of you have, um, BEEN ALIVE for any amount of time whatsoever, but sexual abuse in all its forms is already ridiculously out of hand and something like 1 in 3 people have been molested. Right? Pretty sure that’s close. I’m not looking up the numbers, but it’s insanely high in the first place.

[Mister Obvious]

Those kind of numbers for Alaska means BASICALLY EVERYONE is going to get AT THE VERY LEAST sexually harassed, if not straight up assaulted or raped. And I would guess if you go to a bar or are in any type of similar adult social setting it’s probably even more likely.

[Mister Obvious]

Alaska: THE DEADLIEST STATE...

https://www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/n...500893001/

Fucking wow, LOL!!!

Wow though.