Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene
https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery.../38520401/

Alaska at number one...

Wow, I didn’t even know all this about Alaska. I just knew it sucked and there’s no fast food. But THIS? Wow.
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The only state with less fast food than Alaska is Vermont... two places fucking no one in their right mind would want to be.
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I’m proud to come from a state in the top 10 of the most fast food friendly states in America.

Prouder than proud. We have travel plazas and fast food out the wazoo, EAT IT Alaska.

Oh wait... you CAN’T.
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I had a super touristy experience of Alaska, so I think for that reason it was mostly safe...

Tourist areas are always the safest areas, the biggest concern is usually petty theft and stuff.

But in REAL Alaska, pft.
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Yoass gon' get RAAAAAPED.
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How do those letters taste? Y’all gonna be eating your words.
BWAHAHAHAHA
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Well with absolutely zero context provided by you whatsoever, I'm guessing... nothing?

Nothing said here about Alaska is untrue...

If you want to argue that rape and violent crime isn't an issue in Alaska, then I guess you'll be arguing with reported statistics. It's not like this is made up! Fucking LOL!
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Nothing could happen that could make us "eat our words"...

We've imagined literally every scenario...

God knows we've had enough time to between video postings from these two MIA fuckers...

LOL!
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Literally every possibility about what they could be doing has been posted on this thread...

Somewhere along the line, we were right. There are no words to eat.

When you leave the audience wondering week after week with no direction whatsoever, they're gonna start playing guessing games and even a broken clock is right twice a day.

You want us to be wrong, but we're not wrong.

We've covered all the bases and we're right no matter what.
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It's like not seeing somebody or talking to them or keeping up with them for like 5 years, then you see them at the supermarket and ask "What have you been up to?" and they're like, "GUESS!!!"

It's fucking stupid.

There is no victory in this for Zane/Priss, they've been rude to leave their audience with no material at all (videos, because no one gives a FUCKKK about private Instagram pictures, LMFAOOO!) and when they come back on the scene (if), the best explanation possible will be worth very little.

There is no good excuse for a such a lapse in content, when content was promised and built up to for weeks.
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(07-20-2019, 08:15 AM)Kenny Wrote: Alaska highway ...broken down van, double homicide
Zane could have been in that same place had they made it over the border

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...-in-canada

(07-20-2019, 11:29 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Fucking yikes.

What a truly horrible story.

There’s a “Highway of Tears” where a serial killer keeps killing people but it was 1000km from where they were...

https://resize.hswstatic.com/w_907/gif/H...tears1.jpg

https://aptnnews.ca/wp-content/uploads/2...562-01.jpg

Apparently another man was killed related to the same incident...

https://www.ktuu.com/content/news/RCMP-r...65111.html

Three dead, and there are two suspects missing.

Here is footage of the young couple getting gas...



1:34.

6:50 what the hell is the temperature up where they are? Is it cut off jean shorts weather? I have no idea. But I don't think traveling and showing a bunch of skin is ever a good idea. I noticed Priss just loves her ass flossing shorts... not sure what it is with these women.

7:20 agh God this is some sad shit. May they rest in peace.
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Wouldn't it be cool if Zane suddenly came back as like...

A responsible person?
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Dancing Banana 
Maybe in a business suit, working for a Fortune 500 company or something...
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I once knew a dude who basically conned his way into a pretty sweet position at a Fortune 1000 company...

He didn't know ANYTHING about the job, but he had a background in acting (amazing actor, charisma off the charts) and he was so convincing that he got the job without qualifications or anything.

It was only AFTER he got the job that he figured out what it was about, how to do it, what everything meant, etc.

Same guy who played a bunch of different (real world) roles before deciding he wanted to don a suit and have the fancy apartment in a high rise. One of my top inspirations in life...

I wish Zane could do something like that and radically change his life. Really EXPERIENCE life from different vantage points. He's played a decent selection of roles himself in his time, I don't see why he couldn't resurrect as someone totally different.
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It's CHARISMA that actually gets you places in this world...

It's not what you know, who you know, or even what you can do.
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GOD ZANE WE MISS YOU SO MUCH YOU PIECE OF FUCKING FILTH HOW DARE YOU RUN AWAY FROM US AND ABANDON US AND FORSAKEN US WE LOVE YOU COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!⁄!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US ZANE?@?!?1?
!?!?!?!?  WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!? WHY?!?!?!?#?$#!?#!?#!?!?!??!?!!?!?/!
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In the mean time you 2 drunnken wenches can do some kissy kissy for guest??
YES YES
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