Dolly Parton's breasts and arms are 'secretly covered in tattoos'

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like I knew this at one time but then totally forgot about it...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar...ttoos.html

Dafuq?

I love the idea of hidden tattoos. 

But thinking about Dolly Parton having a bunch of tattoos makes me go WTF!!!

It’s just so... unexpected.

[Mister Obvious]

I figured it was because of scars...

http://www.soundslikenashville.com/news/...n-tattoos/

She’s probably had to have the boobies worked on a bunch over the years.

Maybe she’s had the arms worked on too and that’s why there are tattoos on them too.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/01...os-fan-art

If you look how small her arms are...

She’s probably had saggy skin cut off over the years.

[Mister Obvious]

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