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(07-29-2021, 12:00 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: [ -> ]TBH Walken is probably the only dude on earth over age 70 that I'd actually marry.

Oops, I forgot about Donald Trump.

Oh well, sorry Donald.

I'd rather marry Christopher Walken.

Ronald the Ballerina lmaoooooooooo

FUCKIN' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMGGGGG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT CURIOUS AND I WANTED VERIFICATION THAT IT'S NOT JUST IN MY HEAD SO I WENT HERE

https://starbyface.com

I'M DYYYYYINNNNNGGGGGG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

*SCRRRREEEEEAAAMMMMMSSSSS*

THANK YOU GOD OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!

https://imgur.com/a/uivLQj5

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE

AND IT WAS ALREADY ONE OF THE GREATEST DAYS OF MY LIFE BUT IT'S LEGITIMATELY BEEN TAKEN OVER THE FUCKING MOON OMGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU, OMG, GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANT TO CRY SO HARD RIGHT NOW

AND HUG PEOPLE SO HARD OMG

It says I look like Rami Malek too (the guy from Mr. Robot) which is so weird because I always thought he looks JUST LIKE my maternal grandfather...

As far as women I look like, all the usual suspects I've been getting on these celeb face comparison sites since I was a teenager, except for Natalie Portman is oddly missing, oh well!?

https://imgur.com/a/s5RzQyS

One sweet dream came true today...

I could never naturally feel more gratitude and happiness than I do in this very moment.

I love you, Christopher Walken.

It is an honor.

The fact that a random, no effort photo I took proved the theory that I look like one of the hottest, weirdest men who ever lived...

There is a God in heaven.

There is a reason to live.

I get to look like Christopher Walken.

Christopher.

Fucking.

Walken.

That's my future.

That is the future that I have to look forward to.

And I have never looked forward to the future like this before.

Sweet mother of God.

Sweet God in heaven.

I LOOK LIKE HIM RIGHT NOW



RIGHT FUCKING NOW OH MY GOD THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU THANK YOU

I NEED TO CRY BUT I CAN'T

OMG I'M SCREAMING INSIDE

This is the happiest day of my fucking life.

Thank you, God.

I love you.

Thank you.

One very, very sweet fucking dream.

God, I'm so in love.

I'm so in love.