SECTUAL

I'MA HOLD ON TO THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' LIFE NOW, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



OVER 40 HERE I COME, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, I seem to remember these celeb face comparison sites always have said I looked like Christopher Walken...

It does seem like I remember that.

It's been MANYYY years since I used one of those sites, I'm talking like MySpace days.

But I think I do recall Christopher Walken being on there, I just wasn't looking for the DUDES I resembled, gnomesayin'?!

LMAO!!!

Bwahahahahaha.

Holy shit man.

Greatest day of my life.

No contest.

End of story.

Beginning of just getting better from here on out.

Muwahahahaha, bwahahaha.

Okay, I'm done.

I'm done publicly rejoicing over this...

Don't want you poor bastards and hoes who don't look like Christopher Walken to start getting jelly...

I thought I looked familiar.

I'm the luckiest motherfucker alive.

In this photo...

https://imgur.com/a/OX1rBWx

He looks exactly like my maternal grandmother looks today.

And that is no bullshit.

Hey here's a weird synch, check it out...

https://imgur.com/a/NhvlqIm

This is just a pic from a Google Images search of 'Christopher Walken', you don't even have to scroll down that far...

It's from this article:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies...cy-1139813

It's just weird because my top result for celeb lookalikes is always Christina Ricci.

I'd just like to thank my grandma (pretty sure this is mostly due to her considering the resemblance they have which would probably be like 70% on that site if I had a pic of her to use)...

And my parents and all my other good looking ancestors who made this great gift possible.

Quote:Walken has stated in interviews that not having children is one of the reasons he has had such a prolific career

Well I mean, like...

He's 78, sooo...

Maybe he should go ahead and impregnate "somebody" (wink wink) since having a prolific career has been 100% achieved and definitely isn't such a huge concern anymore!?

TRYING TO SAY IT THE NICEST WAY I CAN THOUUUGHHHH?!?!?!?!!!

Think about it.

If Christopher Walken and I reproduced...

Think about how much our baby would look like Christopher Walken!?!?!?!?!

THERE IS NO WAY TO LOSE HERE, IT'S LITERALLY NOT EVEN POSSIBLE TO LOSE.

This NEEDS to happen.

The only people in the world as happy as me right now are brand new parents to healthy babies, and people buying their first speedboat...

God is good, my friends...

What's it gonna do?

Just get more true.

That's all it's gonna do.