It's funny he thought he needed to clarify that "surprise sex" means rape...

Does he know who the fuck he's talking to!?

Did I say that out loud?!?!?

Are you a surprise sexinator, MO?

Oh come on, now you're just makin' shit up!

One time I was sitting in my living room getting high with my neighbor.

Suddenly, out of the clear blue, she turns to me and says, "You're not gonna rape me, are you?"

Sez I, "I wasn't planning on it, but since you expressed an interest in rape, maybe we should discuss it."

(12-19-2019, 06:56 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Oh come on, now you're just makin' shit up!

Nah, just askin'.

(12-19-2019, 06:58 PM)Guest Wrote: One time I was sitting in my living room getting high with my neighbor.

Suddenly, out of the clear blue, she turns to me and says, "You're not gonna rape me, are you?"

Sez I, "I wasn't planning on it, but since you expressed an interest in rape, maybe we should discuss it."

That does not surprise me...

(12-19-2019, 07:04 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: That does not surprise me...

Well, she had previously shown me her beaver shots, so I couldn't help but wonder if she was building up to something.

Anyway, she said she would consent to me raping her (a contradiction in terms, I know) if I got her high with one of these:

https://www.tokersupply.com/products/gas...water-pipe

You know what the fucked up part is though?

I read your post as "he" instead of "she" and had envisioned your neighbor as a man.

I guess I should read more closely next time.

You want so badly for me to be gay, don't you? Sorry to disappoint. LOL

It was a lot funnier that way though rofl.

Remember the last time you tried to make me turn gay?

http://www.sectual.com/thread-7037.html

It didn't work then either. LOL

Ah God that was a great thread...

Mo, why do you want to earn the reputation of the girl who makes men turn gay? You should leave that to the feminazis.

Oh come on Guest, don't act like you've never wondered what it'd be like to suck some dick!

*sucky sucky sounds*

Since you've expressed an interest in dick sucking....

(12-19-2019, 09:02 PM)Guest Wrote: Since you've expressed an interest in dick sucking....

You go get one of your best looking younger dude friends, and you and I can learn together!!!

You got any hot young construction worker dude friends???